"There’s never an avalanche around when you need one" (and always a tumour when you don't)

Kathy Shaidle 1964 – 2021

Her tombstone reads: GET OFF MY LAWN! 

She is relieved she won’t have to update her LinkedIn profile, shave her legs, or hear “Creep” by Radiohead ever again. Some may even be jealous that she’s getting out of enduring a Biden presidency.