Well, after a seemingly endless wait since the last time, the seven hundredth post of this blog is now underway. The last hundred posts have seen a few changes, several on the cosmetic side.
You see, Blogger.com forced us all to go to "the new blogger", which has left me forced to make several changes. My least favourite, which nobody other than me has to deal with (well, related to Third Edge of the Sword anyways) is that my old one-word username was unceremoniously replaced with the email address I had to use to create a blogger account.
On the other hand, the new blogger came with a few neato features. Amoung them:
- Old posts all have the same sidebars on the right hand side. While this means looking at archived posts might be confusing for some ("click on the link to the right to sign up for a baseball pool? where???") it also means that the same favourite websites, archives, and features are available when viewing entries that were posted before the sidebar was updated.
- The archives are much cleaner and more easy to navigate. You can click the arrow next to a year/month and see the posts instantly appear. The downside? The casual observer would think to click the word, but that brings you to the page for that work. Not quite as obvious to internet newbies. On the other hand, internet newbies who view this site will likely swear off the internet forever anyways.
- Labels are now available. This could be huge and important, or just a waste of my afternoon to label all the backposts. We'll see.
- Private blogs are now possible, so I have created one. I guess this is another of those things nobody other than me cares about. Ah well.
- Several modules can be installed to the sidebar, and one of them is the one I've installed showing the last 5 posts. Not only has this made it easier to keep track of discussions, but has helped me eliminate the spam postings. One post had almost 100 of them!
And now the moment you've been waiting for: the statistics. (Also easier thanks to the auto-counting on the monthly archive display). In January since the 600th post, there were 22 posts over 29 days, 20 hours, and 47 minutes, which gives a posting rate of one post every 17.68 hours, or every 0.7366 days (ie. every 17 hours, 40 minutes, and 44.33 seconds). In February over 28 days there were a total of 47 posts, which provides a posting rate of one post every 14.29 hours, or every 0.596 days (ie. every 14 hours, 17 minutes, 52.34 seconds). In March, there were 29 posts over 31 days for a posting rate of one every 1.06 days (ie. every 1 day, 1 hour, 39 minutes, 18.62 seconds). So far in April, naturally excluding this post, there has been nothing. So since Post 600 on January 2nd, there has been a posting rate of one post every 0.932 days (ie. every 22 hours, 22 minutes, 26.94 seconds). Though I've felt that my posting rate has vastly dropped lately, the evidence doesn't really bear that out. Well, that makes me feel better.
As a final note, over this span my blog won an award.
Best Reads:
- Hockey
- Is Calgary homosexual? A buddy's post on our hockey pool surmises that most of Central Alberta is bi.
- Bergeron and the Beanstalk? Its the second item in this post.
- Edmonton recently celebrated Mark Messier day by renaming a road and trading Ryan Smyth. I suggest the next landmarks to be renamed after hockey stars.
- Speaking of Ryan Smyth, this is all I'm able to say on the subject 4 days after it happened.
- And since Ryan Smyth was the talk of Edmonton for... well, its still going on 6 weeks later as the team is 1-19 without him, but at the time the talk for the previous week, I felt it was time to talk about Chris Pronger
- As the Oilers futility increased, I found a screenshot from TSN that I think covers quite a bit of the problem...and I don't just mean the injuries.
- Politics
- What to do about Quebec? I have a suggestion related to equilization
- Doug Roche spoke on campus in January. I do a probably predictable rip on International Week
- Naturally a Liberal appointee expressing support for a Liberal policy should be removed from his position because he is a Conservative
- Some general griping about Ontario
- Parkland School District was (is?) on strike. I note there's a positive aspect to this
- The Alberta Federation of Labour recently stopped 12 year olds from working in bars, but they still work in restaurants. I explain why this is a bad thing
- Ed Stelmach again shows his contempt for Albertans by letting the corrupt police do more corrupt things with red light cameras
- The CBC searched for a Prime Minister. I argued about its futility
- If you want to plan your parenthood, where do you turn?
- Ann Coulter, global warming, and the nature of conservatism, all in one post
- An in-depth look at the 2007 Federal Budget
- Global warming
- Since oil companies can apparently pay scientists to get the results they want, why is it so unreasonable to suggest that government scientists suffer the same bias?
- Who's the biggest threat to Alberta's oil industry? Osama bin Laden? Kim Jong Ill? Adnan Shukrijumah? Or some other dirty ethnic with a beard?
- I get fed up and declare war on global warming idiots. As a curious aside, yesterday (April 2nd) Edmonton got two more inches of snow.
- Some blog from Ontario did 12 Steps to prevent global warming. I rip them apart one by one
- David Suzuki apparently gets to speak to little kids about political beliefs without a contrary word spoken. I ask when Ted Byfield will get the same courtesy
- I take an idiot letter writer in the Edmonton Journal to task for criticizing the media coverage of a curious global warming protest
- Comedy
- This Svend Robinson joke is really really funny if you saw the proceeding entry with his photo on it
- If you want to travel to London and you're a sodomist, you can pick up a handy book. Since nobody else filled the niche, I decided to help faggot tourists in Red Deer
- How many Quebecois are suicidal, and what should the number be?>
- Anybody wanna snag U. Urbina from my keeper league? I can throw in Juan Uribe to sweeten the pot
- Miscellany
- Meigs Field may be gone, but Flight Simulator and Google Earth keep the dream alive
- Various opinions comparing Ubuntu and Debian
- I review the "scholarly" book Contemporary Paganism: Listening People, Speaking Earth by Graham Harvey. I'm frankly surprised Eugene Plawiuk hasn't attacked me about this yet
- The "Loose Change" documentary gets assaulted again, and you can view it here
- What exactly is an X-ray? It's not this
- Mangled lyrics to "Home for a Rest". Plus mangled lyrics to "All I Wanna Do"
- The Chinese New Year came again this year, and I notice something sinister about it
- An Alexander Keith's beer commerical has some interesting historical tidbits
- Is a hippie festival in Drayton Valley Alberta a wise idea?
- Why does a nondescript Hollywood soundtrack have so many excellent reviews?
- Is this a scam or a job? I'm still not sure
- Girls
- With no activity on the blog, I provided this old photo of a cute girl boarding an ETS bus downtown
- I promised pictures from the Capital Ex parade. Would you settle for the fair itself?
- I went to a job fair in Nisku a while back. I lately found a site with pictures of the pretty girls who were there
- My characterization of women has caught on...in Poland
- I take aim at women in the space program. Fortunately, the fat bitch is an easy target
- Some girl my buddy and I found on Plenty of Fish made us laugh because of how horrible she was compared to her self image. It was hilarious when we were drunk, so maybe do some Jagerbombs before reading this post
- Edmonton crime
- Atlanta police are almost as bad as Edmonton's
- The Edmonton Journal is unable to tell what three black crime victims have in common
- Every Saturday I get to write another letter to the Privacy Commissioners complaining about the illegal Barlink system
- I received early reports of a recent shooting at an Edmonton nightclub