Saturday, November 07, 2009

The latest news, only a month behind

With the Alberta PC Annual General Meeting underway today, and the leadership review of Ed Stelmach looming over the Alberta political scene, I thought this might be a good time to review the Twitter posts I made during the Wildrose Alliance Leadership Election Meeting held in Edmonton on October 17th. Enjoy:

  1. @ElectDanielle Stop twittering at the head table. ;-)9:09 AM Oct 17th from txt
  2. Wow. Danielle Smith is not the hottest woman in this room. She's not the second hottest either. #ableg #wap #hotass10:06 AM Oct 17th from txt
  3. I wish there was a session on antisocial media. #wap10:09 AM Oct 17th from txt
  4. Irony: social media session has the unattractive people, campaign building has attractive people. Play to strengths I guess.11:04 AM Oct 17th from txt
  5. @twaldo @hurtinalbertan No photos today b/c phone off during sessions. MC's gf is hottest. Gorgeous girl in white sweater 2nd place.11:07 AM Oct 17th from mobile web
  6. Hey look kids, its Gene Hackman! #wap11:44 AM Oct 17th from txt
  7. @theibein Neither. Watched five mins in the back of each, then off for a quick pint. :-)12:01 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  8. Mock #wap celeb sightings: Gene Hackman, Pat Quinn, and crazy Joe Davolla from Seinfeld.12:10 PM Oct 17th from txt
  9. Dear Lord there's no good places to eat around here. Halfway to the Wendy's by Four Points Sheraton. #yeg #wap12:19 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  10. @sjtigers Road construction was a pain. Being so far from drinking & real food establishments was criminal. Truck's fuel bill not tiny. #wap12:26 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  11. @hurtinAlbertan At the end of the day. I'll get back to you when I'm back at the hotel to see an agenda.12:41 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  12. Bad sign for Dyrholm? The people sitting near his signs are gingerly stepping around them. #wap win12:56 PM Oct 17th from txt
  13. @hurtinalbertan Ballot counting expected to be finished and announcement made in about two hours.12:57 PM Oct 17th from txt
  14. Another #wap "celebrity" sighting: Will from Will and Grace. #irony12:58 PM Oct 17th from txt
  15. And of course Hinman, who looks vaguely like Michael York (the actor, not the hockey player) #wap12:59 PM Oct 17th from txt
  16. Paul: careful with the anecdotes. Some work, some don't. #wap (careful promoting Guy too) #ableg1:22 PM Oct 17th from txt
  17. Boo-urns to Paul, Mark, and Danielle for answering questions on bureaucracy overruling Minsterial decisions w/o mentioning Yes Minister #wap1:41 PM Oct 17th from txt
  18. I wonder where the cute asian girl with the black briefcase went off to. I can't share a drink with you if you leave early sweetheart. #wap1:49 PM Oct 17th from txt
  19. If you were asking if Oscar Lacombe was here, the answer is yes. #wap1:49 PM Oct 17th from txt
  20. Dyrholm campaign material edited to remove false claim. Still misplaces quotation marks. D'oh! #wap2:00 PM Oct 17th from txt
  21. @bevurlee She's at the #wap event?2:04 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  22. She's talking to some dweeb in a suit. Guess next time I gotta wear a suit.2:06 PM Oct 17th from txt
  23. The #wap Leadership race will be announced in about twenty minutes.3:39 PM Oct 17th from txt
  24. The #wap Leadership Conference got a great presentation on how bad #Alberta's #healthcare compares to other universal systems. #ableg #roft3:42 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  25. @hurtinalbertan I kept asking why we couldn't have a two hundred tiered system.3:44 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  26. Odd in retrospect that my commie ex isn't here. She could have come for free on her press pass. #wap3:53 PM Oct 17th from txt
  27. Congrats to @ElectDanielle for her #wap win! #ableg #roft4:07 PM Oct 17th from txt
  28. @Spydyman It helps to have both outcomes pre written so its one click away milliseconds after the announcement.4:52 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  29. So, how many other people are blaring Snoop Dogg as they peel out of the parking lot after Danielle wins #wap leadership?4:55 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  30. Were there a lot of weddings today? Everybody on Whyte is wearing a suit too! How on earth can I pick up under these conditions?5:19 PM Oct 17th from txt
  31. @hurtinalbertan Cross town twice? Nah. None of the girls on Whyte compare to WildRose girls, interestingly enough.5:24 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  32. Twitter says I have to wait an hour before logging back in.9:21 PM Oct 17th from txt
  33. Just got back from the post-election wrapup party.1:46 AM Oct 18th from web

Friday, November 06, 2009

Shady (Presidential) Records

Coming out of yesterday's Fort Hood attack is the bizzare story of President Monkey's response to the crisis.

Take it away, NBC News:

After news broke out of the shooting at the Fort Hood Army post in Texas, the nation watched in horror as the toll of dead and injured climbed. The White House was notified immediately and by late afternoon, word went out that the president would speak about the incident prior to a previously scheduled appearance. At about 5 p.m., cable stations went to the president. The situation called for not only his trademark eloquence, but also grace and perspective.

But instead of a somber chief executive offering reassuring words and expressions of sympathy and compassion, viewers saw a wildly disconnected and inappropriately light president making introductory remarks. At the event, a Tribal Nations Conference hosted by the Department of Interior's Bureau of Indian affairs, the president thanked various staffers and offered a "shout-out" to "Dr. Joe Medicine Crow -- that Congressional Medal of Honor winner." Three minutes in, the president spoke about the shooting, in measured and appropriate terms. Who is advising him?


Here you can watch the video yourself:


What is with all the shoutouts? Almost as soon as I heard this story, it immediately reminded me of something odd. Rap artists these days are always "shouting out" to either the fellow collaborators on the album, and/or the name of their label at the beginning (and occasionally the middle) of the song.

I have a minor example here:

Before the song even starts, you're given the names of the performing rappers, told that them combining forces "is history", and for added benefit told which album you can buy the song on.

You can find the same thing on 50 Cent and Marques Houston remixing "Candy Shop", or Missy Elliott unable to stop declaring that Nelly Furtado is helping her with the remix.

What does Obama have in common with these artists? C'mon now, you know it, you can think of it... hmmmm....

Barack Obama...

Nelly...

50 Cent...

Missy Elliott...

...what do they have in common? Oh yeah, they're all talentless hacks.

A fun thought experiment

Take this John Ibbitson article in today's Globe and Mail:

Mr. Van Loan was commenting on the Commons vote Wednesday night that approved in principle a private members bill to shut down the registry. He will be belatedly releasing a report today in support of the registry. His government ignored the report. The minister also ignored the truth that police forces insist they value the registry.

But all that is beside the political point. The political point is that the registry is popular with Canadians. About two thirds of them want the registry retained, according to a 2006 Ipsos Reid poll. More recent data doesn't appear to be available, but pollster Darrell Bricker says it is unlikely attitudes have changed since then.

Within that poll are stark contrasts. Urban voters support the registry, and any other measure that limits gun violence. Rural voters oppose the registry, seeing in it an insidious government conspiracy to pry rifles and shotguns out of hunters' and farmers' infuriated hands.

Eighty per cent of us live in cities. If the House of Commons were representative of the nation, the gun registry would survive; the voters of greater Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver would insist on it.


Now just go through, and mentally swap "gun registry" with "faggot marriages", swap "urban" with "religious", "rural" with "poofter", and "2006" with "1999".

Go on, try it, its fun. Here was a legislature trying to push through a narrow agenda only opposed by the people who are impacted by it, and its a crime against nature.

Yet when that same legislative body tried to restrict marriage to one man and one woman, a mere clarification that only prevented a few activists from trying to make a false claim about their sick perverted lifestyle, it was an outrage from the likes of pillow-biter John Ibbitson.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Thanks for the suggestion!


I'm not complaining, mind you: she's hot. But what keytags have I been looking at recently to make YouTube suggest this for me?

These are the tags the video goes with: communitychannel knows the come to bed song your mum sings every night

If you liked the first video, wait 'til you see the other ones she has!

Access: Edmonton

A couple weeks ago I discovered something neat in Microsoft Access.

If you are in the program and try to access the in-system help for input masks (ie. requiring all phone numbers to be (xxx)xxx-xxxx or all States to be XX) it provides the following example:


Then, if you are accessing Microsoft Office help online, it gives you a different set of examples.


Notice something about the postal codes? Both of them are from Edmonton.

T6V 0B1 is up on the northside of the city near St. Albert, while T5J 3S9 is right in the heart of downtown. Pretty neat, huh?

"I just don't know if it's a good idea to paint your name in 6 foot letters on the side of a stolen truck."

Alberta's Pandemic Influenza Operations Plan.

With all the current vaccination strategy complaining going around, what people probably won't fully appreciate is the creepy "Annex B - Caring for the Dead" on page 31:

The combined total capacity of all hospitals, throughout Alberta, for refrigerated storage is estimated to be less than 150 bodies, and many smaller rural hospitals have no refrigerated body storage space. Although the Medical Examiner’s Office has refrigerated space in its two regional offices for temporary storage of Medical Examiner cases (a maximum of 25 bodies each), the Office also relies upon rural hospitals as sites of temporary body storage for its rural cases. It is clear, therefore, that there will be a shortage of refrigerated body storage sites province-wide, however the acuity of the shortage will vary from location to location and in accordance with the stage of evolution of the pandemic. Apart from hospital morgues, there are three potential sources of additional refrigeration sites for bodies: commercial refrigerated units; local industries/government offices with refrigerators (e.g., Fish and Wildlife Offices); and local ice arenas (e.g. hockey and curling rinks). The most practical of these alternatives is the temporary rental of refrigerated units, as these can be placed at a hospital where there are already procedures in place for the admission and release of bodies. Based upon the projected number of deaths, it is unlikely that the majority of the rural health regions would need more than one of these units for the temporary storage of bodies. Without shelves, these units can hold approximately 25-30 bodies each. The construction of temporary wooden shelves, of sufficient strength to hold bodies, will increase the storage capacity, however the shelves must be constructed in a way that allows for safe movement and removal of bodies (i.e., storage of bodies on shelves above waist height is not recommended for safety reasons). Care must be taken to avoid using a marked commercial unit that may create a negative image for the company providing the unit. The Medical Examiner’s Offices in Edmonton or Calgary should be contacted for information on those companies that have these units available. Admission and release procedures, as well as provisions for security of the units, will have to be planned for and enforced. The next best option would be to use a Government of Alberta local office with cold storage. (E.g. Fish and Wildlife Offices, Gaming and Liquor locations) Local industry refrigerators and local ice arenas are not recommended, primarily becase their locations are fixed and the post-pandemic implications of the fact that human bodies were stored in these sites can be serious. They should only be considered as a last resort, although use of this type of facility may be necessary in the larger population centres of Alberta
"Care must be taken to avoid using a marked commercial unit that
may create a negative image for the company providing the unit."

Is this really the big thing we need to be worried about in the event of a pandemic outbreak? Sure the hockey rink has been used to store dead bodies, but I'll happily go there tomorrow. Ace Refridgeration Services? Holy hell, no way I'm ever doing business with those people again. For all we know they could be zombies!

Rather than go off on a zombie tangent, I will note that if you store dead people at curling rinks the average age is unlikely to increase.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

I wish they wouldn't cover up this H1N1 - Calgary Flames story

Below is a screenshot from the Edmonton SUN's website this afternoon.

The media wouldn't be trying to scare us by blaring nothing but swine flu at us, would they?

November 4, 2009 kicks November 8, 2008's ass!

Okay, that was a Twitter comment referencing the special elections held across the U.S. yesterday.

This is more to lighten the ol' blog up after the intensity of a couple of recent posts on Alberta politics that got more than a little bit intense, and took up much of my evening having to argue bits of senseless minutia.

So instead, here are some hot pics of Israeli model Bar Refaeli:










Tuesday, November 03, 2009

David Swann is still either lying or doesn't know medicine.

Okay, clearly I'm going to need more than 125 characters at a time to cover this (one space plus the string "@KenChapman46" makes up the difference). This post on Dr. David Swann led to a lot of immediate discussion.

Let's start with the newest one:

@FACLC Linking to your anonymous self as an authority is laughable. Who is "world's best pandemic response team?" Link to proof #ableg
I did link to proof: the TIME magazine article which discussed the actions being taken by CDC. If you don't think the Center for Disease Control is the world's best pandemic response team you can feel free to name another one. Hey, look out below! This blog takes comments!

(note, unlike the previous post I won't be linking to individual Twitter posts. Even when I did this I was accused of "making them up" so clearly I'm wearing down my "Ctrl", "C" and "V" keys unnecessarily)

Maybe now to the bottom:
@FACLC Swann WAS in public health, hospital time irrelevant. The full seniors quote is qualified. u mislead by editing it. Post it all
I did post it all. I will post it all again:
I’ve heard from seniors with chronic disease, many with disabilities, who are not able to line up for hours due to their conditions. These are the very people most at risk and most likely to benefit from the vaccine!
Now to repost the same two links I used after the "misleading" and "edited" quote: seniors are the lowest risk groups (one lie) and least likely to benefit from the vaccine (two lies). If they aren't lies, then David Swann doesn't know anything about H1N1 and should stop waving his medical credentials around like a flag.

@FACLC Brevity is no excuse in Blogs not even in Twitter b/c you can always link to proof. Prove yourself - identify yourself! #ableg
Would anybody like to count the number of links in the original post? I already did: there are 26 links, which is a whole lotta linking to proof.

@FACLC Healthy seniors (no medical/disability issues) are not flu shot priorities is new GOA policy & makes sense & U disagree? #ableg
If Swann had been congradulating Ed Stelmach on excluding seniors, that had been one thing. What (false) canard had he brought up already?
I’ve heard from seniors with chronic disease, many with disabilities, who are not able to line up for hours due to their conditions.
That's right, the exact opposite of this sensible Government of Alberta policy. My opinion on the subject is secondary: Swann's "opinion" picks politics over medicine and he should admit that.

@FACLC Same time Stelmach was saying everyone had a "civic duty" to get inoculated & no high-risk priority policy then, MISLEADING! #ABLEG
Not meaning to defend Ed Stelmach, but Colby Cosh noted today that one of the reasons everybody was assured they should get the flu shot was a legitimate concern that nobody would get it due to some cranks on the internet. (something that I blogged about a couple of weeks ago, interestingly enough).

@FACLC BEING SILENT ON waiting for high-risk Albertans is no evidence of not deferring to them either. MORE MISLEADING - WHO ARE YOU?
Now this implies that just because I found a reference to Swann telling the Legislative Assembly (and by extension the general public) that he would be getting a shot as soon as he had some time to spare the wait that I have no proof he wasn't going to stand there like Benton Fraser in the Due South pilot saying "pardon me after you" to hundreds of people behind him in line. You're right, I don't. But my scenario is infinately the more probable one. We on the right side of the reality/fantasy barrier will stick with my story if that's all right with you.

@FACLC I know who the CDC is & see you apparently quoting them. Why not link to CDC & the quote 2 prove your accuracy? Who are u? #ABLEG
Why not link to the CDC? Why not link to TIME? I'm not running a Wikipedia here, but for what its worth, here's the CDC's H1N1 vaccine FAQ which is dated today (though I believe its only dated via a computer script):
The committee recognized the need to assess supply and demand issues at the local level. The committee further recommended that once the demand for vaccine for these target groups has been met at the local level, programs and providers should begin vaccinating everyone from ages 25 through 64 years. Current studies indicate the risk for infection among persons age 65 or older is less than the risk for younger age groups. Therefore, as vaccine supply and demand for vaccine among younger age groups is being met, programs and providers should offer vaccination to people over the age of 65.


This last Tweet was one of the newer ones that have trickled in as I've typed out this entry [and watched NCIS, and watched some remastered Star Trek, and talked to some girls on the phone, and... -ed]. Not much left to go on now.

And at this point I think I'm pretty much done. In under half an hour the argument has gone from "you're making up all the various tweets you've linked to" and "once you add in a few extra words it magically makes Swann's lies into truths" into "just because he said he was going to get innoculated right away and said how important it was for people to do it doesn't mean there's any reason to believe he would" into "I didn't see you link to proof 26 times in a single blogpost and demand that you re-link things directly into my Twitter feed" into "why aren't you happy that Stelmach followed medical advice and David Swann pissed into the face of it for political points?" into "whoa, who said the CDC was a bigger expert than David Swann" into "well you didn't directly link to CDC only to a news story interviewing them and its old anyways" into "well you're not entitled to your own facts even though every fact you've already brought up has been blissfully ignored because they make David Swann look like a liar and an idiot".

Instead, as a bit of a followup for everybody else in the universe who has already started dozing off, I'll do what Ken is so worried about: I'll link directly to the Hansard discussing the flu clinics.

First off, here's Ron Liepert in the Legislative Assembly dealing with what the Colby Cosh article discussed: making sure 60% of Albertans want to get the shot vs. 90% of Albertans refuse to get the shot:
Yet we still see polls saying that people are reluctant to get their shots. They say that there’s too much confusion. Some say that the vaccine isn’t safe, et cetera. Well, I’m here to give the people of Alberta a simple message: we have a safe, effective vaccine, don’t listen to the naysayers, and get immunized.

Also featured is the immortal words that have gotten Liepert in so much shit these last couple of days:
Mass clinics started delivering the vaccine across Alberta today, focusing on the high-risk groups first. I’d ask everyone to please
check www.albertahealthservices.ca for the nearest clinic. That means that people under 65 with chronic health conditions and their caregivers, kids between six months and five years of age, pregnant women, health care workers, and people in remote or isolated settings and communities, all these groups, should get immunized as soon as possible. No one will be turned away at the clinics, but we are aiming to have those groups who can benefit the most come forward first.


Now here's former Alberta Liberal Leader Kevin Taft:
Dr. Taft: Well, thanks, Mr. Speaker. The Minister of Health and Wellness is correct when he says that Albertans should ignorepeople spreading disinformation about the safety of vaccines. The safe, responsible thing to do is to get immunized as soon as possible for the H1N1 influenza. This morning about 9:20 I drove past the immunization clinic at Westmount mall in Edmonton. I was hoping to get immunized myself.


And now finally, even though I'd already linked to it (another lie! another lie! don't believe your eyes!), here's Dr. Swann admitting he was going to get innoculated as soon as possible:
Thank you, Mr. Speaker. Pandemic influenza is here. The vaccine will save lives, and I applaud the tireless efforts of health officials and front-line workers delivering this important preventative measure. I myself will be getting the vaccine when I have hours to spare.


For those who know what hyperlinks do, you can read the Hansard yourself. There is more to the quotes I'm not including here, and if you think this lets these disgusting Liberals off the hook then there's something seriously wrong with you.

Liberal Doctors Tell Medical Lies

Alberta Liberal Leader David Swann is a medical doctor. I have set foot in a hospital twice in five years. Naturally that means I come out of this victorious.

In Swann's blog today (yes, today, that will become significant later), he writes the typical tug-at-heartstrings stuff that Liberals are wont to say before they either bald-faced lie to your face and/or make a play for huge amounts of your money. To give away the ending here, Swann is about to do both.

As line-ups continue across the province today, I am hearing from many concerned Albertans about the negligence, lack of planning and shortage of resources around this important vaccination campaign.

I’ve heard from parents, who are worried for their young children and frustrated by the hours of waiting imposed on their families.

I’ve heard from seniors with chronic disease, many with disabilities, who are not able to line up for hours due to their conditions. These are the very people most at risk and most likely to benefit from the vaccine!

I’ve heard from pharmacists who are inundated with phone calls after the Minister’s announcement that 400 pharmacist’s will be available to administer the vaccine shortly. These pharmacists have not been given any prior information and are frustrated that they cannot answer the questions being asked.
Wah wah wah, look at all the poor parents and seniors and babies dying of collic in the streets. I didn't spell that disease right, did I? I just want to stress that I am indeed not a medical doctor, since the Alberta Liberals take great pains to stress how indeed Swan is a doctor and, as he twittered about advertising this post he is in fact a former Public Health Officer. I am not. I just want to be 100% clear on this.

So lets reread this thing again starting with the first paragraph (my quote starts with the 2nd). And by "lets" I mean "I'll do it and spare you the agony".

Lets see here...don't panic just innoculate high risk folks, okay... hearing from concerned Albertans, okay... parents worried about the family, okay... poor seniors can't stand up long and are most at risk, ohhh -- -- -- -- -- -- -- oh not okay not okay NOT OKAY NOT OKAY!!!!!
I’ve heard from seniors...the very people most at risk and most likely to benefit from the vaccine!
- "Doctor" David Swann, former Public Health Officer
(of the government bureaucracy he reminds us is routinely incompetant)
Elderly, you may note, are not being targeted for immunization in the newly revamped plans the Alberta Government announced today. Why is this?

Why, its simple. Seniors are not in high-risk groups for the Swine Flu. Oh, also it appears that the elderly receive little benefit from the flu shot.


I’ve heard from seniors...the very people most at risk and most likely to benefit from the vaccine!

- Dr. David Swann,
former Public Health Officer

In case you hadn't followed along so far, I'm noting that the elderly in fact have a reduced risk of H1N1 because before 1957 people's immune systems already contained antibodies to defend themselves against similar ailments.

It's okay, we don't expect leaders of minor struggling opposition parties to keep abreast of swine flu developments. As Ken Chapman snapped at me yesterday, the Alberta Liberals are not in Government and so they really can't do much to actually change how Albertans get the vaccinations. [if you click the Tweet Ken is responding to, you'll find an interesting little comment. We'll come back to that one later as well. -ed] This would be a bit of a cop-out, though ultimately a somewhat excusable one, if it wasn't for the fact that its been routinely beaten over our heads by Liberal PR spinners that David Swann was a Public Health Official (in a government bureaucracy that its increasingly evident is poorly run -- or at least was a few years back).

Liberal hacks apologists might decide to jump out and note the ellipses I cut out. After all, he was only talking about chronically ill seniors, right? Well, even if he was (and I sincerely doubt it), chronically ill seniors still aren't "the very people most at risk and most likely to benefit from the vaccine" as Swann claimed. The former goes to very young children, and the latter goes to pregnant women. This might just explain why the Alberta government has decided to rank them #1 and #2 respectively in the new priority system. Don't just take my word for it: TIME Magazine did a story on the subject over the summer. They didn't consult the man who was fired for overreaching his capacity as Medical Officer for Health in a minor southern health region, I readily admit it. On the other hand, they did talk to the U.S. Center for Disease Control (CDC). Here's what they said (emphasis mine):
The 15-member panel of doctors, scientists, vaccine experts, public-health officials and a citizen representative came up with five core populations they believe should receive the first wave of H1N1/09 immunization. These include pregnant women, people living in households with babies under 6 months old (since infants cannot be immunized, they must be protected by preventing illness in those around them), emergency medical personnel who are likely to be in contact with infected patients, young people between 6 months and 24 years old, and nonelderly individuals who have underlying conditions, such as asthma, respiratory illness or a compromised immune system, that put them at higher risk of flu complications

Notably absent from the target list are the elderly, those over age 65, who are generally considered a high-risk group when it comes to seasonal influenza. Based on the populations who were hardest hit by H1N1/09 last spring, first in Mexico and then across other continents, CDC experts believe that the elderly will not be as vulnerable to H1N1/09 in the fall as younger adults might be. In fact, health officials have relegated the elderly to the back of the line for H1N1/09 vaccinations — after the five target groups have received their shots, the next eligible group would be younger, healthy adults who have no underlying medical conditions that would complicate the flu. Only after those populations have been inoculated would the elderly be permitted to receive vaccination. "People who are 65 and over are at high risk of influenza complications from seasonal influenza," Dr. Anne Schuchat, director of the CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Disease, told reporters on Wednesday. "It's important that they get the seasonal-flu shot. But the H1N1 outbreaks have so far spared that population. So I would tell them that their risk of illness from this virus is very low compared to that of younger people."

So there you have it, good people of Alberta. Either Doctor David Swann, the man who wants to be premier in 2012, knows less about H1N1 than some blogger who vaguely recalled that the elderly were not at risk from newspaper stories I glanced over weeks ago... or else the Leader of the Alberta Liberal Party is lying to the people of Alberta in order to scare a significant voting bloc into believing that the Government of Alberta is taking actions that will harm them. I leave it up to you to solve this mystery.



Now for a few loose threads to be tied up. Let's start with the input from one of my Twitter followers who saw this tweet where I first unveiled my discovery of David Swann's lie. Specifically I was told I was in error: the first lie of David Swann's post wasn't on paragraph four. It was on paragraph two.
As line-ups continue across the province today, I am hearing from many concerned Albertans about the negligence, lack of planning and shortage of resources around this important vaccination campaign.
- Dr. David Swann, had job got fired hates Klein yadda yadda yadda
Oh, I did mention at the top of this post that he wrote this today, didn't I? Good. I told you that would be significant. After all, there are no lineups at clinics today. The H1N1 vaccine has been on hold since the flu clinics closed on Saturday afternoon. This was The Bear's "hot topics" on the Paul Brown Show both yesterday and today. It was the topic of letters to the editor, it was discussed on blogs... in fact, just yesterday David Swann discussed it on his blog! While I understand Swann's desire not to have to read anything he's written twice, he possibly should remember writing it. [I sure hope his patients all got legible prescriptions from this guy! Imagine the pharmacy calling his office next afternoon for clarification and having this one-day amnesia take hold! -ed] There it is, folks. Two paragraphs for the first lie to show itself. Two more until we saw the second. His sixth paragraph reads;
Many people have suggestions about how to make positive changes to the vaccination campaign, and I would like to acknowledge their efforts to make a bad situation better for everyone.
Anybody know anybody who actually gave Swann suggestions? After all, if current trends continue...

Moving along, my editor noted an interesting little tweet I made:
@KenChapman46 The opposition MLAs not in the high risk groups (ie., most of them) can refuse to receive vaccinations until lineups cease.
Of course, I was mentioning that the Liberals and NDP can take the moral high ground and not get innoculated for H1N1. After all, they are mere politicians and aren't high priority in the event of an actual calamity. I even stated this explicitly:
@KenChapman46 I thought one of the things the left opposition parties were big about was their superior morals. I bet they jumped lines.
Saying, of course, that while the Liberals and Dippers whined a lot about the Alberta Government giving low-risk persons shots (like David Swann today upset that hockey players got shots), its all just bleeting to the media... they wouldn't pass up themsleves being the low-risk group given innoculations, right?

Ken didn't like that:
@FACLC Again all you give us is shallow unsubstantial comments with no evidence and U do it anonymously. Time to come out of the closet.

Well, I left that alone since the comment with "no evidence" was basically "I bet that X happened, though I have no way to know one way or the other". These comments tend to come with no evidence by default. Of course, that was until the good Doctor David Swann directed me to this blogpost he made October 28th (again, emphasis mine):
On Monday in the opening question period for this fall’s legislative session, I addressed this issue with the Premier and the Minister of Health. Both the Premier and the Minister were adamant about defending their vaccination program as it stood.

This is followed by yesterday’s announcement that 11 additional H1N1 vaccination clinics will be open to Albertans in the coming weeks. It is still unclear exactly where and when they will be open. The lack of openness and real planning around this vaccination program is evidence of a government that doesn’t understand this vital service. Twelve Albertans have died from this illness already and we’ve had months to plan for vaccine delivery. This leaves many, including myself, disappointed and angry. Seasonal vaccination programs are a regular event across the province.

At this rate of vaccination it will be Valentine’s Day before our population is fully immunized!

If I were Premier I’d make this the priority.

Please read the complete transcript from the Hansard below.

Dr. Swann: Thank you, Mr. Speaker. Pandemic influenza is here.
The vaccine will save lives, and I applaud the tireless efforts of
health officials and front-line workers delivering this important
preventative measure. I myself will be getting the vaccine when I
have hours to spare. Unfortunately, there are only nine flu clinics
available between Edmonton and Calgary to cover over 2 million
people. My questions are to the Premier. With years of planning for
pandemics already completed, how is it that there are only nine
clinics providing immunization to over 2 million people in Alberta
today?
Do you think that sometime last week David Swann found the spare time to get immunized? I certainly do. And there we have some pretty compelling proof that low-risk opposition MLAs have already gotten their own swine flu shots. They certainly were planning on doing it, and if there's anything politicians are known for its carrying out plans geared towards self-interest. I'll await Ken's apology for implying the post up until this point was "shallow unsubstantial comments with no evidence".

I also notice that Swann wants us to forget that 10% of the population have gotten immunized and its expected no more than 60% will get immunized, "at this rate" the vaccine will be delivered by Christmas, not Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, the shortages of vaccine compared to original assurances is something that Swann doesn't like mentioning either. This guy sure doesn't seem to know a lot about the vaccination program he's promoting, does he? If I ever make a movie about the life of David Swann I know who I'll get to play him...


Okay one more loose end and I can wrap this post up. Unlike David Swann, I don't like to lie in my second paragraph:
In Swann's blog today (yes, today, that will become significant later), he writes the typical tug-at-heartstrings stuff that Liberals are wont to say before they either bald-faced lie to your face and/or make a play for huge amounts of your money. To give away the ending here, Swann is about to do both.

I explained the "today" significance, but now I'd like to go to the promised ending. The lies I've covered. The money is coming up now...

David Swann last night Tweeted about his 5-step plan. I tweeted right back (if you learn anything from this post its that you should follow my Twitter feed). Here's Swann's plan (on the bottom of his blog entry I've covered):
1. Open vaccine clinics immediately and give whatever vaccine exists to the highest risk people.

2. Ensure that all vaccine available now is used ONLY for high -risk individuals - young children, pregnant women, aboriginal people and people with a chronic disease. This should have been the decision from the outset.

3. Get the resources and staffing to get on with the job.

4. Invite all available health professionals, including students and retired, to assist.

5. Expand the staffing to hospitals to ensure that patients are properly treated and moved quickly to the service appropriate for their condition.
Let's go over these one by one.
  1. "Open clinics and give the vaccine away." Besides the fact I noted above that there isn't much vaccine -- province was supposed to get 300,000 in the 2nd week and got 80,000 instead -- opening more clinics is going to cost a lot more money. Surely the Leader of the Official Opposition should remember the fuss he made about how expensive the doctors were to administer these shots!

  2. This is the rationing argument. I've noted in Twitter that "Accessibility" in the Canada Health Act prohibits age or health-status discrimination in the provincial delivery of health services, so in reality Liberal Leader David Swann is proposing that Alberta violate the Canada Health Act. His contradictory hats are starting to be an issue now aren't they? It might be medically a good idea to violate The Act. On the other hand, as a Liberal MLA Swann hasn't exactly been keen on finding medically justifiable reasons to violate The Act now has he? If David Swann, M.D. wants to go on public record stating that he is in favour of any violation of the Canada Health Act which can provide health benefits for a subset of the population of Alberta I'm happy to stand toe to toe with him. Hell, he might even get my vote out of it! As it stands now though, if my tax dollars are going to some homeless guy's health you're damned skippy that I want those same tax dollars to go to my health. In fact, I would be in favour of using the workplace immunization program as a priorty. People contributing to the economy of the province are of a higher priority than those who don't, n'est pas?

  3. "Spend more money." Liberals really like this answer, don't they? "Step One, lets spend more money. Step Two, lets ration services - but include vote-rich seniors even though there's no medical justification. Step Three...uh, did I mention that we should spend more money?" There's no plan in Swann's little gag here, is there? Just another plea for more cash.

  4. "Get seniors and children to volunteer". Okay, this one isn't a half bad plan: use the can-do Alberta spirit to have a group of people in an H1N1 risk category (students, not seniors) help out with immunization. Uh, I can see a slight concern there what with students being a high risk group and all. Also, isn't this the same David Swann who started off this post complaining that seniors can't stand for long periods of time? But they can be put to the mules, right Davey??

  5. Spending more money again? Liberal solutions to healthcare crisis always seem to involve the province with the highest per-capita expenditures on public health somehow putting out money money. This time there's an added bonus to Swann: more publicly funded nurses mean more cash in the union coffers that keep his dilapidated party afloat. The extra angry bitches to protest in front of the leg grounds and/or star in deceptive political ads are really only an added bonus at this point.

David Swann's plan sounds like great news to David Swann. The other 3.1-odd million folk in this province may find that their mileage varies greatly.

Update, 10:24pm: If you want a response to the 3rd comment, click here for what is more-or-less Part 2 of this post.

Silent Scream

Monday, November 02, 2009

Remastered Star Trek FAIL

The Man Trap is airing on Space this evening. For all the extra digital effects, couldn't they have fixed the butt-ugly awful morphing jobs? The Salt Monster changes form from McCoy to Nancy, and we can even see the difference in lighting in the wall.

Surely if Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart can have their faces de-aged without the use of CGI, a little computer enhancement can figure out a way to turn Dee Kelly into Jeanne Bal.

Update, 10:14pm: Others have noticed this as well, and also observed how they could have done it.

LIVEBLOG: 2009 World Series of Baseball, Game 5

5:39pm: Game 5 coming right up. A.J. Burnett versus Cliff Lee.

5:43pm: Game 5 is from Philadelphia, for those keeping track. MLB uses the "2-3-2" format, versus the NHL's "2-2-1-1-1". So far the NHL has had no traction in the rumblings asking for a "2-3-1-1" where Games 3-5 and also Game 7 go to the homefield advantage team, with the opening games with all the pressure going to the defeated team.

5:44pm: Chris Pronger's Philadelphia Flyers are playing across the street. Alanis Morissette is singing "The Star Spangled Banner". Between the two of them, I believe they are responsible for about 16,000 different adulturous relationships.

5:51pm: Chase Utley did very well against C.C. Sabathia. Sabathia is not pitching today. Therefore, the player to watch in this game is Chase Utley??

5:55pm: Pettitte, Posada, Jeter, and Riviera... the Yankee "Core 4". Isn't it a good thing they found a year that exactly four players remained on the roster from? That way the rhyme works out. To be fair, every year in baseball pool time I avoid Posada and Riviera thinking "this is the year these old men in tough positions should fall back down to earth". They don't.

5:57pm: Brett Gardner is in CF to replace Melky. Good news for the Phillies.

5:58pm: Cliff Lee has a 0.54 ERA in 33.1 innings this postseason. That is ugly.

5:59pm: Big boos for Number Two: Derek Jeter. 1-0 on the first pitch.

6:00pm: Yankees have 26 outs before they have to wait for their 27th World Series crown. Hmmm, I don't have this coincidental numerology down right.

Top 1st, 6:01pm: Damon's base hit puts the Yankees on base. They never learn with that guy, do they?

Top 1st, 6:02pm: 3-1 for Mark Texiera. Already Cliff Lee is looking like an ordinary superstar, not an incredible superstar.

Top 1st, 6:04pm: A-Rod up, 2 outs with Damon stuck on first base.

Top 1st, 6:05pm: A-Rod hits Damon in, Yankees leading 1-0. Rodriguez is just happy that he gets through an at-bat without being hit by a pitch.

Top 1st, 6:08pm: Cliff Lee can't not retire Robinson Cano in the first inning. That can't even be his real name!

Bottom 1st, 6:11pm: It should be illegal to go on and on about Rocky when discussing teams from Philly. I'm switching from Sportsnet to the FOX feed. Bonus: less Greg Zaun analysis.

Bottom 1st, 6:12pm: Burnett has thrown 100% of his pitches as strikes.

Bottom 1st, 6:14pm: Rollins is on base, and no outs for the Yankee defense so far in the 1st inning.

Bottom 1st, 6:15pm: Burnett hits Victorino, and Rollin's stolen base is therefore useless. There's one way to discourage it.

Bottom 1st, 6:17pm: Chase Utley hits it for a 3-run homer! Phillies are in the lead, and I'm eating my own feet.

Bottom 1st, 6:19pm: So now its a question who gets pulled first, Lee or Burnett? 3-1 Phillies lead.

Bottom 1st, 6:20pm: Howards bat disappeared like some sort of magic trick! Even in slo-mo its hard to see its departure. Of course, this isn't entirely a good thing for a batter whose confidence in himself is waning. Full count to the big man from "USA!"

Bottom 1st, 6:24pm: After a pitching coach meeting with Burnett, the pitching seems a little better but not by much. 1 out, Ibanez up to the plate.

Bottom 1st, 6:25pm: Not enough time to get the double play, but Ibanez is on first base and second is empty thanks to Texiera. First base is occupied thanks to Jeter.

Bottom 1st, 6:27pm: 3-1 score after the first inning. Looks like both bullpens will be in by the 5th!

Top 2nd, 6:32pm: Lots of chewing tobacco in the Yankees dugout. I thought MLB banned it in the field area in favour of sunflower seeds in order to keep from harming young impressionable children?

Top 2nd, 6:36pm: Cliff Lee has re-discovered his form. He clears the Yankee side with no runners on base.

Bottom 2nd, 6:42pm: Now Burnett has calmed down as well, starting off with a strikeout.

Bottom 2nd, 6:44pm: Victorino has been preparing for his next at-bat vs. the man who tried to kill him. The walk to Rollins means its happening right now!

Bottom 2nd, 6:45pm: Popping up isn't much revenge there, Shaney boy.

Top 3rd, 6:50pm FOX is talking about "tipping pitches". Greg Zahn talked about this earlier, so now I hate the segment twice as much.

Top 3rd, 6:51pm: The Phillies have an X-ray facility in their stadium. Canada can barely put any in PEI.

Top 3rd, 6:52pm: Unintentional walk for Damon. How do I know its unintentional? The look on Cliff Lee's face. And or the F-bomb he dropped.

Top 3rd, 6:55pm: They just had a long talk about double plays, and how Chase Utley didn't touch the bag (or maybe "brushed against it") before throwing to 1st. Are you nuts? I've seen double plays pass the mustard when the second basemen didn't even share a timezone with the bag before letting the ball fly. Shit, sometimes the 2nd basemen doesn't hit the ground between catching and releasing the ball!

Bottom 3rd, 6:59pm: The "October classic" runs into November. Hockey playoffs are in June, too, which is equally insane. Of course, Edmonton can experience blizzards in either month.


Bottom 3rd, 7:00pm: The Sportsnet feed is about 15 seconds ahead of the FOX feed, so I'm switching to that.

Bottom 3rd, 7:03pm: Jeter drops the ball (shocker!) and the Phillies have runners on 1st and 2nd.

Bottom 3rd, 7:04pm: "The Phillies are playing like a team that has nothing to lose, not a team that is going home if they lose tonight." Uh, ever double-check your idioms, boys?

Bottom 3rd, 7:05pm: Lots of full counts so far in this game. Ryan Howard has the latest one.

Bottom 3rd, 7:06pm: Howard draws a walk (Burnett's 4th), and now runners on 1st and 2nd. Time for another mound visit...

Bottom 3rd, 7:07pm: Jayson Werth. Both words are spelt wrong. Which is why he swung on Burnett's lousy 50th pitch...

Bottom 3rd, 7:08pm: Werth's RBI makes it 4-1 for Philadelphia.

Bottom 3rd, 7:10pm: Now Girardi is coming up to chat with Burnett, as the crowd goes wild. It's 5-1 Phillies.

Bottom 3rd, 7:14pm: David Robertson is now pitching for the Yankees.

Bottom 3rd, 7:17pm: 6-1 Phillies, and A.J. Burnett's ERA nudges up a little more. The Yankees better hope that they can deflate Cliff Lee in the 4th inning. He's up to bat now.

Bottom 3rd, 7:18pm: Cliff Lee's hit means the Yankees are in a world of hurt right now.

Bottom 3rd, 7:21pm: Burnett is out, and its still 6-1 Philadelphia over the Yankees. That's a 20+ minute half-inning.

Top 4th, 7:23pm: ESPN announcers are talking how Philly never used to let you build taller than the Penn statue. How Philly sprung up as a result (and the as-high-as-possible heights before the statute about the statue was removed) is the best argument about why the Edmonton City Centre Airport "tall building" myth is a lie, and why closure is a stupid idea.

Top 4th, 7:29pm: The Yankees retired. They are fast running out of outs.

Bottom 4th, 7:34pm: Hey, did Victorino suffer an injury or something? I think they casually mentioned it.

Top 5th, 7:41pm: Pedro versus Pettitte? Turns out the former gets extra rest, the latter gets deprived.

Top 5th, 7:42pm: 1-2 count for Cliff Lee. I don't think he'll be out this inning as I predicted.

Top 5th, 7:47pm: Ha ha, Ryan Howard. You suck defensively! Derek Jeter is laughing at you! 6-2 is now the score.

Bottom 5th, 6:53pm: Gardner's amazing catch keeps the Phillies from further spank potential.

Bottom 5th, 7:55pm: Good work Gardner, the side is now retired.

Bottom 6th, 8:10pm: As with so many baseball games, the middle innings are blowing by.

Top 7th, 8:23pm: 46,178 is the attendance tonight.

7th inning stretch, 8:25pm: No "Take me out to the ballgame" during the postseason? Is it because Alanis would have ran out on field with a fork when the National Guardswoman sang about "buy me some peanuts"?

Bottom 7th, 8:33pm: Step aside Reggie Jackson: Chase Utley bloops one into the stands, and the Phillies now lead the Yankees 7-2.

Bottom 7th, 8:39pm: Another Phillies home run. Ibanez solo homer makes it 8-2.

Bottom 7th, 8:40pm: The Yankees have six more outs to score 6+ runs to win the World Series. Can they step up? Well, probably not. I actually called this for Philadelphia at the start of the game, but only on MSN, not here.

Bottom 7th, 8:42pm: Of course they have to get up to bat, first. Phil Hughes is on the mound for New York, so that moment may be a long way away...

Top 8th, 8:49pm: Cliff Lee is still on the mound. This game is looking so bad for the Yankees. I can't see Game 6 ending all that much better. On the bright side, Game 7 looks bright. At least one Yankee pitcher thrives on little rest.

Top 8th, 8:50pm: Texiera hits a double to left field, and Damon moves to 3rd base. It's time for a mound visit.

Top 8th, 8:51pm: A-Rod's double makes it an 8-4 lead for Philly, as Ibanez is unable to make the catch. Choker.

Top 8th, 8:55pm: I gotta agree with you Nick Swisher, that first pitch was way too far outside to be a strike.

Top 8th, 8:56pm: "Ho trying the backdoor". Ha!

Top 8th, 8:57pm: A sorta-sacrifice for Nick Swisher, as Rodriguez is moved to 3rd base.

Top 8th, 8:58pm: You suck Robinson Cano. You really really suck.

Top 8th, 9:00pm: You really suck Robinson Cano. A-Rod scores though, its 8-5 Yankees. The base coach told him to stop, but he didn't.

Top 8th, 9:02pm: C'mon Chan Ho, you fairy. Ten minutes on the mound and suddenly your shoes are caked with mud? Lee stood out there for three hours!

Bottom 8th, 9:06pm: Phil Hughes is 0-2. Not often you get to say that.

Bottom 8th, 9:07pm: That looks better: a weak pitch by Hughes and the Phillies are on base. Matt Stairs up to the plate.

Bottom 8th, 9:09pm: Matt Stairs looks awfully fat lately. Which is why he hit into a double play. 2 outs, still 8-5 Philly.

Bottom 8th, 9:12pm: And with that, we're on to the 9th inning. Posada, Hughes, and Jeter are up to the plate. Bear in mind that "Mr. Yankee Derek Gee" would be the tying run if they all hit long bombs.

Top 9th, 9:13pm: Ryan Madson up to the plate, because "its not a save situation". So Charlie Manuel cares more about postseason stats than winning the fucking World Series??

Top 9th, 9:15pm: Posada scores a double, a couple feet short of a homer, and now the Yankees are in scoring position. Damon will likely get an at-bat.

Top 9th, 9:16pm: Matsui is pinch hitting for Phil Hughes. Makes sense.

Top 9th, 9:18pm: Posada is to 3rd, Matsui is on first with a strong hit. The tying run is up to the plate...

Top 9th, 9:19pm: With runners on the corners and Derek Jeter up to the plate, I know my friend Martok will have heart failure if Jeter is the hero of the 2009 Yankees World Series run.

Top 9th, 9:20pm: Remember when it was an 8-2 Phillies lead going into the 8th? Well, that was then and this is now. Jeter's first pitch is a ball and he holds Matsui on 1st.

Top 9th, 9:21pm: Jeter with the 2-1 count grounds into a double play. Posada scores, but there's one more out and the Yankees are down by 2 runs.

Top 9th, 9:22pm: One more strike... still one more strike...

Top 9th, 9:23pm: I wonder what Werth was seeing.

Top 9th, 9:24pm: And that's the ballgame! No, wait! Damon shoots one up the hole, and its a runner on 1st with 2 outs.

Top 9th, 9:25pm: Teixiera up to the bat. Sorry for constantly misspelling your name, dude.

Top 9th, 9:26pm: Damon to 2nd base, but its 0-2 with 2 outs.

Top 9th, 9:27pm: There it is! Strike 3, the Phillies win!

9:28pm: Cliff Lee is your "American Express Take Charge Player of the Game"®

9:30pm: Greg Zaun with commentary on Sportsnet saying Burnett's play in Game 2 was just getting lucky with the umpire's calls.

9:31pm: Ah, Evanka Osmak, here to wipe the memory of Zaun's freaky goatee out of our head.

9:33pm: No Doctor McCoy, she's the salt creature! Oh yeah, the liveblog has kind of ended...

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Creepy spooky eye adventures

Okay, so this would have worked better as a Halloween post, but How Stuff Works has looked into what causes the eyes on some paintings to follow you around.

Ohio State University's news article on the science behind the discovery gives more information.

In order to answer their questions, the researchers needed to determine how the apparent 3D structure of the object depicted in the picture was influenced by changes in the viewing direction. They were particularly interested whether points that appeared to be closest or farthest in depth relative to other neighboring points would remain the same when the picture was observed at different viewing angles. They also wanted to determine how the relative magnitude of the perceived depth in different regions of the picture would be affected when viewed at different angles.

In order to address these issues, the researchers did two types of tasks. In one, they moved a dot around on the computer screen to show which points on the torso appeared to be nearest and which appeared to be the furthest away. The researchers did this hundreds of times to find near points and far points on various parts of the torso.

In a second task, they used a gauge figure (a circle with a needle sticking out) that had to be placed on the torso so it looked to be flat against the surface (The needle had to appear like it was perpendicular to the surface of the torso). This allowed the researchers to determine how viewers perceived the 3D shape of the depicted object.