NO!

My various email addresses have been collecting huge numbers of people sending me this familiar and somewhat annoying email:

I've added you as a friend on Facebook...
I've requested to add you as a friend on Facebook. You can use Facebook to see the profiles of the people around you, share photos, and connect with friends. Now everyone can join Facebook, even if you couldn't before.

Thanks,
(name withheld by FACLC)

I am here to tell you now, I have no intention of signing onto facebook. There, I said it.