National Caesar Day

As we prepare for the long-awaited reopening of pubs, it's worth noting today is National Caesar Day.

Listen closely everybody, there are three important things to remember on National Caesar Day:

  1. It cannot be International Caesar Day because literally everywhere outside of Canada nobody has ever heard of it.
  2. Caesars are made with tomato juice. Tomato juice is disgusting and therefore Caesars are disgusting
  3. Yes I know it's Clamato juice not Tomato juice. Adding fish to something does not make the taste better. If adding fish does anything it makes the thing you added it to taste worse