Can we go for three?

Today's the day. That beautiful glorious day. The day that I usually make my (second) favourite joke.

Last year, of course, the Edmonton Child Molesters Society had a bit of an internal conflict: the battle between mentally ill cocksuckers and the even more mentally ill cockcutters ended up in a giant mess that cancelled their entire disgusting march.

This year, the Chinese Coronavirus did the job: due to continued social distancing regulations, the group whose disgusting lifestyle choice makes them curiously susceptible to the Wuhan Flu have to wait until September. Why September? Because that's their second fagwalk, of course.