Father's Day 2020

Remember what I said yesterday? Yeah, turns out it was important.

Today is not the longest day of the year. My annual joke is diminished slightly by being actually true:
National Indigenous Peoples Day isn't the longest day of the year...it just feels like it.

There are more than a few fathers today who are not happy that they have to share their day with a bunch of lazy Red Indians who are not known for their strong familial bonds and stable fatherhoods. However, they don't also have to share the longest day of the year with them. That was actually yesterday. This just feels the longest as a pathetic child-race tries to pretend that they are noble victims and not savage assailants.