For years I've scoffed at trannies by noting that when somebody thinks they're a tree we don't cut their arms and legs off to satisfy their delusion. For years I've also admitted it's a minor strawman/argumentum ad absurdum since surely nobody is so mentally deluded that they actually think they are a tree.
You probably still think I'm joking, so I'll warn you that when you realize the above person is really serious, you'll feel like a truckload of bricks just fell on you from a third story window.This individual goes on to share the story of this Australian actor Keiynan Lonsdale, saying reporters need to stop misgendering him and use his preferred pronoun of "tree."
Fittingly for an article from the makers of the Babylon Bee, what could seem like absurd half a decade ago could turn out to be the new reality.
