Yep, that Wuhan Flu is just wreaking havoc on young people's lungs. Totally destroying their lives.
Just ignore that the NHL points leader and the NHL goals leader both are confirmed COVID cases. Also bear in mind that other NHL players who have tested positive have been allowed to remain anonymous: it has been rumoured that Mitch Marner, Mikko Rantanen Mark Stone, and Anze Kopitar all tested positive for the virus during the hiatus between March and August 2020 as their teams all had a significant number of cases.
It's entirely possible that half the top ten NHL players for points all had the WuFlu, with most of them being young (that's NHL young, not actual young). Yep, totally deadly virus. Last weekend out at the pub, Martok noted that of the list of major athletes to have died of COVID the youngest death was a 28 year old comorbid sumo wrestler followed by four people in their 40s.
I've said it before, I'll say it again: if you're straight white and born after 1965 you have nothing to fear from this virus.
