"Hey, did you happen to see, the most horrible day, of my week?"

Last night, the goddamned Toronto Maple Leafs won.

Colorado had a lead in their game, and Edmonton was getting stomped 2-0 by the Flames. After the Flames lead was announced in Colorado, the Avs collapsed and lost their game, guaranteeing Calgary a place in the playoffs. And that's when the Oilers decided to stop sucking, break a 205 minute scoreless streak, and score 3 unanswered goals to win the game...thus eliminating any chance of an overall draft pick.

Even when the Oilers win, we manage to lose...