Baseball questions after a month offline... (remember I also don't have cable)

What the hell was up with Big Papi and his heart?

Pedro got hurt wearing a T-shirt???

Wasn't Cincinnati in the NL Wild Card lead with a significant lead on their opponents?

Wasn't Chicago in the AL Wild Card lead with a significant lead on their opponents?

New York fans like A-Rod now?

Ryan Howard is the overall home run leader?

Jose Reyes is the overall stolen base leader?

Toronto's Lily/Gibbons skirmish shouldn't be a big deal? Jody Vance is more than a hot piece of ass?