"I'm on one side, I'm on the other side. I'm on the east bank, I'm on the west bank."

News report: University of Calgary scientists have discovered the edge of space.
FACLC translation: They mean the inner edge, not the outer edge.

News report:

There’s no such thing as a precise end to the Earth’s atmosphere since it just progressively gets thinner as you go up. So let’s take a look at how the instrument was able to make such a measurement.
FACLC translation: Please ignore our headline.