Courtesy of Blazing Cat Fur, Portland will have unarmed patrols going around being social workey to try to stop their thugs with guns from killing people.
In a perfect world, all the #NiggerLivesMoreImportantThanSocietyMotherFucker protesters who got their bail covered would, upon conviction, be required by the judge to work off their "community service" by being unpaid volunteers for these same patrols.
Literally kill two birds with one stone.
