How do I move away from Canada?

With Donald Trump inching closer to the Presidency, loony-left Americans who had no problem living under the nightmare of President Monkey have suddenly decided to get out of Dodge.

Of course, there are more than a few issues with this (for one, haven't these celebrities already moved north after the 2004 and/or 2008 elections?) but the problem might be that if you think Donald Trump is an embarrassing joke who has the IQ of a rabbit, you're going to hate Rat Bastard 2.0.