Why Barak Obama is the best choice for white racists

[Editors Note: This post, originally begun at 9:58am on March 22, 2008, was forgotten by FACLC without being completed. Anyways, the basic idea that's being run with here is that if you want to see a lot of dead brown people, Obama is the way to go: his foreign policy will result in a lot of innocent dead people from the third world with lots of lily-white American G.I.s safe at home -- policies that Bush/McCain would not have gone for.]

It goes without saying that Barak Obama would probably be the worst President on domestic issues in the United States since Lyndon Johnson. However, everybody seems convinced to evaluate him on his apparent "racial healing" bona fides [innocent question: if he runs and loses, would that increase this racial rift he is so worried about? Would Barak Obama the defeated-in-November candidate's loss cause huge riots and protests and complaints and the like? In other words, isn't running a campaign of Obama's style ultimately a dangerous stunt with serious consequences? Talk about being a divider, not a uniter! -ed].

So I guess its time to look at a serious consequence of a Barak Obama administration: the desire of white racists will be met overseas when Obama is responsible for the death of hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of Arabs.

Okay, here's the deal:

Bringing Our Troops Home

Obama will immediately begin to remove our troops from Iraq. He will remove one to two combat brigades each month, and have all of our combat brigades out of Iraq within 16 months. Obama will make it clear that we will not build any permanent bases in Iraq. He will keep some troops in Iraq to protect our embassy and diplomats; if al Qaeda attempts to build a base within Iraq, he will keep troops in Iraq or elsewhere in the region to carry out targeted strikes on al Qaeda.

[We shall see if China/North Korea/etc. mess around before 2013... it may be that not only Arabs will pay the price of Hope and Change. In the meanwhile, the domestic disaster is already $1,000,000,000,000 in the making, and less than 100 days in! -ed]