Maitreye the World Teacher

So begins the website for "Maitreya, the World Teacher" who has posters around Whyte Ave promising his arrival. According to his website:

Since his sudden appearance 'out of the blue' in Nairobi, Kenya, on 11 June 1988, Maitreya has made many more miraculous appearances. In most cases, he has magnetized water in the vicinity before he appeared.

So far, people have discovered the healing properties of this magnetized water from wells in Mexico, Germany and India.

Hey, is his magical ability to "magnetize water" at all related to why "The World Teacher" reproduces so badly on a photocopier?