Grand Jury Canceled As DA Unable To Find Any Jurors Awesome Enough To Be Trump's Peers
"As a totally non-corrupt, Soros-backed District Attorney who respects the rule of law as applied to political enemies, It was important to make sure Trump was indicted by a jury of his peers," said Bragg. "After searching high and low, we soon found out that Trump has zero peers. This is due to how beautiful, fantastic, and powerful he is. He has no equal. We're honestly not sure what to do now."Sources confirmed the Manhattan DA office conducted a thorough search of the whole of New York City, and after several days was unable to find even one person who could match Trump in terms of raw, unadulterated power, intellect, and hand size.
