Last Saturday, the Oilers became the latest NHL team to host an Evil Sodomite (but I repeat myself) Appreciation Night.
Today, a mentally ill tranny (but I repeat myself) apparently shot and killed three staff and three students [the latter likely targeted after turning it down for sex! -ed] before (possibly, some reports say it was police fire) turning the gun on itself†.
† Fog of war and all, it's also currently unclear if the supposed suspect is a dude who thinks he's a chick or the other way around
So it's time for the Oilers to take remedial action in order to atone for their crimes on Saturday.
First off, one night every season needs to be declared as LEVITICUS 18:22 NIGHT where the team wraps black and grey tape around their sticks, and endless newspaper articles are written up whenever any player dares to request to not participate.
Secondly, they need to cancel a game. I mean they have lots of games where they seem to think a game hasn't happened, but I mean full on cancel a game in response to this horrible tragedy committed by a follower of the invalid lifestyle choice you just finished promoting! You might scoff, but it's been done before: they literally cancelled a game a couple years back after some criminal got deservedly shot by police.
If a domestic abusing rapist like Jacob Blake is worth cancelling games, imagine how many games need to be cancelled due to the tragic loss of six lives. Zach Laing strangely enough hasn't written any articles yet chastizing the team for failing to be a leader in fighting for justice. Maybe he's on vacation this week.
So hurry up and not play, boys. These innocent Christians have their blood on your faggy-taped-up sticks.
Related: This might be suicide-by-cop, and seeing how trannies are inherently suicidal by virtue of being completely mentally off the wall, one wonders how many of them are going to start trying asymmetrical warfare on people with families and lives worth living for.
