Tilting at Windmills has a plan to possibly bring the NDP in a position to one day form the government, that actually includes the phrase "could hardly cost them [NDP] seats in either province [Alberta/Quebec]"
Well geesh, if we're looking to plans that the NDP could enact to keep their Alberta seat count from diminishing, there are no shortage of ideas:
- They could vow to murder all babies born into families earning more than $160,000
- They could start campaigning naked
- Howard Dean could be parachuted in as the next leader
- Svend Robinson could visit Alberta and try to sleep with every male voter
- They could seek endorsement from motorcycle gangs
- Guarantee to bring back the National Energy Program
- Kindly request that Alberta stop digging all this oil out of the ground
- Propose a mandatory cross-breeding program with Saskatchewan
- Go on tour with Kanye West and the Black Eyed Peas
- Have Paul Brandt assassinated
- Knock down all of Alberta's cell phone towers
- Ban Wal-Mart gun sales... and then ban Wal-Mart entirely
- Get Raj Pannu live on stage to have a debate with a Chicago-school economist
- Remind us again that sodomite-marriage was their idea
- Brag about how the NDP are guarded by armed private security while the populace is barred from gun ownership
- Perform satanic rituals on cattle
- Have a photo-op of Layton pissing on this sign and then again later that day on this sign too
- Walk around in a Toronto Maple Leaf jersey
- Proclaim vegetarianism, that's really been a strong traditional way to increase Alberta support
- Get a note put on the payroll slips of all companies in Alberta indicating what taxes "would be" if they were in charge
- Close down all the ski hills
- Call for an increase in the use of photo radar
and finally.....
- Tell us what the NDP actually believes in
