* Warning: Many of the words in this post title may not be true
If you haven't been watching the Teresa Tam remix videos, you probably should be. "Butthole swabs" is my personal favourite, but feel free to pipe in with your own personal selection.
Update April 10 2021, 2:50pm: you can watch this video on this site (no embedding, sadly).
And of course this one that makes fun of Tranny Tam in the best possible way:
Update, Feb 2 2021 6:50pm: The "butthole swab" video has been taken down for "terms of service" violation, presumably for making fun of an "approved" expert.
Update, April 10 2021, 2:50pm: as noted above you can watch this video on this site (no embedding, sadly).