"We can't fly our Birds of Prey and eat as much Rokeg Blood Pie as we want and keep our Great Houses on 72 degrees at all times"

Ha!

If only Lursa and B’Ehtor had selected a platform of hope and change, the result might have been different.

Eye of Polyphemus links Barack Obama to Toral, the alleged son of Duras.

Of possible additional parallels, we're not sure where Toral was born either!