My evil evil tweets

Longtime listener, firsttime caller "A.H." replied today on this little mini-post about today's WCB hostage crisis:

Been following you on twitter all day as you spout your nonsense. You are a scary, anti-social person. As you are a conservative extremist, I suggest you go back to the forest and live as a hunter-gatherer, because that is where society would be today if conservatives actually had influence.

Ahh, so much silliness in a single post [I thought societies, not people, were "hunter-gatherer" but I guess I'm just crazy! -ed]. To paraphrase Ann Coulter, I'm not an extremist in the slightest. I am a moderate centrist. People like A.H. are the extremists.

Now what kind of nonsense have I been posting on Twitter today? Let's check and see:

• .@Proletarianist Better attendance and better energy inside the Shaw. Less hate and rage-filled faces, more smiles & ethnic diversity. #yeg
  
  
• @lshelby @IanDavidB And yet inside, a bunch of people not consumed by the dark side of the force had a pleasant and enjoyable evening
  
  
• @theQAN He got a great welcome inside
  
  
• Whew! Look at all that scary anti-social stuff! I'm exhausted. Here I've talked about the contrast to inside and outside the Bush speech last night, which again I'll discuss more later on when I do the full review. Let's move on, shall we, to my most re-tweeted twitter post EVER!
  Apparently the #yeg #WCB hostage taker is a disgruntled client. Police have 3.1 million suspects. #Alberta #yyc #ableg
  
  
• @Proletarianist Apparently none. Most ppl I talked to bought in the first week & show sold out. VIP tickets from sponsors were comp, I tried
  
  
• If #yeg WCB workers get injured by the hostage taking gunman, will they B denied #WCB benefits for "injuries unrelated to normal work tasks"
  
  
• @neal_gray Hey thats more viewers than my broken sound cameraphone walkthrough of the Fringe grounds. Barely.
  
  
• ON&PQ Nortel Employees upset that their pensions (unsecured credit) mean they're treated as unsecured creditors http://bit.ly/1A2x7Y #roft
  
  
• My most re-tweeted tweet ever leaves me... 10 followers short of what I was yesterday. #howthefuckdoesthatwork
  
  
• @graceawong @ashkrav I say surprising. We in the Shaw figured all the lunatics in Edm would be home w/ laryngitis after so much screaming.
  
  
• @IMAO_ All the 1985 Iroc-Z's probably aren't equipped for such an evacuation
  
  
• Where exactly is cordoned off? #yeg #WCBhostage #yeghostage
  
  
• @spiritualnubian Providing a voice to the voiceless, as it were.
  
  
• @StuartParsons No, actually. WCB can refuse benefits for injuries sustained at work not related to employment duties
  
  
• @himynameisandy They haven't called me
  
  
• I think I saw her at the Bush concert. I wonder if I should try that as my pickup line?
  
  
• If the #yeg hostage crisis makes you in any way question the glorious operation of our dear WCB the terrorists have already won!
  
  
• Ok, that was weird.
  
  
• One of EPS's super advanced tactical trucks is stalled on 100 ave at 108 street. I think they are trying to taser it started! #yeg
  
  
• An extra-long #WCB tweet: http://bit.ly/vlZgI #yeg #yeghostage #ableg
  
  
• @bevurlee No clue, but I could forward your examination to one later if you so desire.
  
  
• Pork chop? RT @vegantreble I'm not sure what to go as for halloween; anyone have any ideas
  
  
• @bevurlee No no, then I can't help check for breast cancer: http://bit.ly/VNx6T
  
  
• @Sirthinks It depends on what the original job was.
  
  
• Fernie Alpine Ski Resort #p0rn http://bit.ly/3uo8Z2 #skiRCR
  
  
• .@atypicalalbertn @Shoq Want to end abortion forever? Remove Morgantaler's private clinics, institute 10 month abortion waiting lists. #roft
  
  
• .@SkiFernie I don't know what this has to do with your resort, but it sure makes me want to go back! http://bit.ly/3uo8Z2
  
  
• The Greatest President of the 21st Century(TM) spoke in #Saskatoon, #Saskatchewan tonight. http://bit.ly/iPNmn #sask #roft #Bush
  
  
• Even hardcore leftists will admit that when George W. Bush landed in Saskatoon he was officially the smartest person in town.
  
  
• @MicheRyder So that's where my date was. I should have learned my lesson last time!
  
  
• .@allahpundit When the #Toronto #MapleLeafs play the #Ottawa #Senators I dream of a jumbo jet hitting the stadium killing both teams & fans.
  
  
• @Sirthinks Cost too much to fly him up from Argentina.
  
  
• .@Sirthinks Out of idle curiosity, when you compare Bush and Hitler do you wonder why I accused you of a serious case of BDS yesterday?

So, where exactly was all the scary anti-social stuff? C'mon A.H., you've got nothing. In fact, we've seen where conservative societies end up, and we've seen where liberal societies end up. If you want to wax nostalgic about Soviet Russia that's your call of course, but in this crazy place called reality we'll take a free-market society over one run by George W. Bush-haters any day of the week.