Laptop-gate

Now that the fury over allegations a Tory MP was surfing "soft porn" in the House of Commons has died down, its time to ask the ultimate question.

How in the world did this fat ugly bastard get a hot little filly^† to pose in a bikini for him?

^† If the photo was mistaken for "Playboy-style soft-porn", the chick had to have a decent body on her, n'est pas?