Vous ne obtenir pas la soupe!

So it turns out on the back of various labels on cans of Campbell's soup, there are recipes (a really good idea, incidentally).

In the case of "Homestyle Chicken Noodle", the recipe is for "Happy Face Ham Sandwiches". All fine and good, will probably never make one, etc. etc.

Here's the real beautiful part: it is impossible to tear the label off with your fingers without irrevocably destroying the French-language recipe!

That is the sort of thing that brings a tear to me eye.