2022-12-17

The latest in stupid green bullshit

Unlike plastic straws, I never was super satisfied with the performance of plastic tie tabs that go on packaging for bread: they have a tendency to bend out of position after 6-8 uses which for some of us is how many times we unseal and reseal a bag of bread before finishing it.

Yet that's no excuse for replacing them with worthless fucking paper tabs which completely bend apart after 1-2 uses, making them absolute garbage. As always with this sort of enviro-preening bullshit, I remind you that absolutely nobody in Canada or the United States is responsible for plastic pollution and that the green movement is step by step making our lives worse off (and therefore for no benefit whatsoever).