You are being LIED to about #LiaThomas. Here are some facts. More at https://t.co/9W2nms3aJH 💕🏳️⚧️ pic.twitter.com/cm0ukCXRvg
— Schuyler Bailar (he/him) (@sb_pinkmantaray) March 17, 2022
William Thomas, whose friends (inexplicably) call him Lia, is a man who's admittedly a better swimmer than I am.
Both William and I, however, have a lot of other men who are better at competitive swimming than us. There are three main ways of trying to deal with this problem:
- You can train harder, practice harder, and keep competing against those other men even though you will almost certainly lose.
- You can just say "screw it" and concentrate on things you're better at than swimming, such as target shooting or computer repair.
- You can claim you're a chick and face off against them because it's way easier
Wow, quite the dropoff in sensible ideas between (2) and (3) there isn't there? For those keeping score, I picked the second option and Will went on to pick the third.
Will has got his defenders, of course: like this pathetic chick who went on that Dyke Degenerative TV show to brag about how she cheated to win by using performance enhancing substances. Her argument is that obviously you can't consider it very odd that the fastest swimmer in a group of girls (or the fastest runner in a group of girls, or the highest jumper in a group of girls, or most dominating hockey player in a group of girls) isn't...you know...an actual girl.
The explanation? Well, apparently Will Thomas wasn't a pathetic failure in the sport of swimming, he...well just click the link you hater! Whoops. Well the funny thing is that nobody can find a single piece of evidence that Will Thomas won any major swim meets before declaring (without any evidence) that he was now a "woman" and started entering women's events. Even Miss Bailer's screenshot shows Will having placings of 12th and 38th in events. Faster than the average Joe could swim, sure, but a far cry from the records he started smashing when he started claiming his cock was a female body part.
By the by, Charlie Kirk and a lot of conservative figures were admonished for "making up" a 462nd place finish for Will-as-Will. Bailer's cached website shows her doing the same thing, explaining how it's patently impossible to get that ranking. Yet that link from the last paragraph, from Swimming World Magazine, somehow figured out Will's ranking is even worse:
During the last season Thomas competed as a member of the Penn men’s team, which was 2018-19, she ranked 554th in the 200 freestyle, 65th in the 500 freestyle and 32nd in the 1650 freestyle. As her career at Penn wrapped, she moved to fifth, first and eighth in those respective events on the women’s deck
Of course the other hilarious bit is when Mdme. Bailer smudges out William Thomas's first name...part of our continual coverage of the (one of many) lunatic fantasies that trannies have, that their actual name is somehow poison that will instantly kill them if they are exposed to it. Curiously enough, despite claiming she's a man now Schuyler Bailar hasn't bothered to even change her name (she's not the only girl named Schuyler who swam at Harvard in the mid-teens).
William Thomas. Say. His. Name.
