2022-12-31

@naomiosaka - I'm surprised you didn't murder the photographer you psycho

Zoey Grossman is lucky to be alive. After all, she constantly stood within inches of a dangerous lunatic who goes into dangerous fugue states whenever anything mildly unpleasant happens to her.

June of 2021, remember, was when Osaka pulled out of Wimbledon to protest their disgusting vaccination rules. No, wait, sorry, it was to protest their ridiculously moddish Russian player rules. Sorry again, it was because...people ask her questions as part of being the sort of public figure who appears on magazine covers showing off her tits and sometimes those questions are meany questions and they make her go mentally off the deep end.

As I wrote in the wake of her Roland Garros withdrawl:

Osaka wants to run and hide because her inferior brain is unable to handle being asked the same questions without either giving the rote answer or coming up with clever new responses. She's not upset with the media narrative (even though she has had cause to be when the shaved ape whined about their match a few years ago), she's mad that she's being asked questions that cause her to "doubt" herself. If it's true that her mental health is at risk, she's a danger to herself and others and needs to be immediately removed from Roland-Garros and locked away in a rubber room until she's cured.
Instead, she did what all people who need some time away from the intense media spotlight do: go be on a magazine cover. Unlike pressers, it's not a job requirement for her tennis career: she was more than welcome to tell Vogue "sorry, you can write anything about me you like but I'm not going to contribute to the story nor be photographed for it". Like another halfblack who claims to hate our celebrity-driven media culture she sure likes aping off of it (heh) for profit and fame.