"Our enemies are Medes and Persians, men who for centuries have lived soft and luxurious lives; we of Macedon for generations past have been trained in the hard school of danger and war. Above all, we are free men, and they are slaves"

An update to how John Kerry took the Alberta NDP out back, roughly shoved them over a car hood, and anally raped the second term right out of them:

Iran nuclear deal likely to pull down oil prices long term: Analysts say it will take until at least 2016 for Iranian oil production to bring down prices.

In the long term, the deal "means that prices will not recover as fast as some may have hoped in 2016," wrote Martin King of FirstEnergy Capital in an email to CBC News.

The Canadian energy industry "will just deal with the low prices as they always have done: by containing costs, improving efficiency, and attempt to expand markets where possible," wrote King.

Bad news for Rachel Arab: containing costs, improving efficiency, and expanding markets is exactly what her far-left ideology is incapable of.