In heaven Pyongyang, all the interesting people are missing.

Who's this clueless? I mean seriously.

Reverend Hyeon Soo Lim, 60, left Toronto in January on a humanitarian trip.

His church says he traveled to South Korea and China before crossing over into North Korea on Jan. 30.

When he didn’t return as scheduled the next week, they believed he was being held up by an ebola quarantine

If you have a friend or loved one who goes to North Korea, here's a handy Top Ten list of the reasons they may have disappeared and not come back:

1. Imprisoned by North Korea
   
2. Imprisoned by North Korea
   
3. Imprisoned by North Korea
   
4. Imprisoned by North Korea
   
5. Imprisoned by North Korea
   
6. Imprisoned by North Korea
   
7. Imprisoned by North Korea
   
8. Captured by space aliens
   
9. Imprisoned by North Korea
   
10. Held up by an ebola quarantine

Update, March 6 2015 7:22am: It's now been confirmed: a Foreign Affairs official acknowledged that a Canadian citizen is detained by the North Koreans. And it's not Ebola.