Super Morphing Outer Space Fighting Robots:
A Michael Bay film

Back when it came out, I watched Transformers and reviewed it. It's also the last movie I've watched in theatres to date. Huh.

Anyways, its reviewed again in YouTube format below:


  1. The changes in robot design result in the title of this post hilariously suggested as the new movie.
  2. "How does Megatron turn into a gun that's 1/100th of his original size?"
  3. "Where the fuck does Optimus Prime's trailer go when he transforms?"
  4. At 8:43 he figures out the entire plot (minus the computer hacker subplot) only from the trailers, correctly surmising that a black box shown in two of the quick preview scenes is what the Decepticons were after.

Bonus Transformers YouTube discoveries: You can check out the epic battle between Optimus Prime and Megatron from the 1986 movie, Galvatron (Leonard Nimoy) murders the living daylights out of Starscream from the same flick, the First, second, and third parts of the original pilot episode. (Each part a full 22 minutes). Finally, the Black Lab theme version set to scenes from the cartoon.