Caution: Hazardous Liquid Alert

A fair warning: if you happen to read this Colby Cosh entry about a recent Canadian Press story, do not make the mistake of having a coffee while you read it as I tragically did this morning.

Or else it will come out your nose and/or spill all over your shirt. Specifically, put the drink down as you read this passage:

But that kind of lame public-service pretext hardly warrants making the suggestion that the demise of 23-year-old Isaiah Otieno, who had a helicopter fall out of the sky onto him, was somehow owing to his own carelessness.