Inexplicably, it became "news" today when Avery Edison, a man who in 2009 decided he wanted to chop his nuts off, was detained at Toronto's Pearson International Airport for visa irregularities.
The visa details are pretty dull, really. Apparently when Edison was last in Canada to visit his girlfriend he overstayed his visit and was flagged. This is impressive, really, nobody had been under the impression that Canada Customs and Revenue Agency had any capability or inkling to round up people who don't follow the rules of their visas. Jason Kenny, we thank you, we suppose.
The real stinker is that Edison, who also by the way wants to chop his dick off, wants to be a woman. Like he really really really wants to be a woman (but a lesbo, apparently, since he's still dating a chick). As a result, he's a little squirrelly whenever somebody makes the "mistake" of referring to him as a man, which he quite obviously is. Being British, naturally the UK has offered the weirdo a passport with the word "female" on it. I wonder if they let you make up a place of birth and a height too. So the customs agents, dealing with an admitted immigration violator who totally has a Y chromosome hanging around that he doesn't talk to anymore, didn't end up showing "significant training" in how to refer to a lunatic.
Things really got fun when it came time to incarcerate Mr. Edison, who let's please remember is 100% male (though not, one supposes, "100% man"). Where do you send men who get detained at Pearson Airport and need to have a hearing with CCRA? Well, the correct answer is Maplehurst Correctional Complex. So that's where they sent him. Now all hell has broken out, with Romy Sugden (who, at least in the newspaper accounts, is Edison's girlfriend, though with the nature of this story and the way the press tries to cover up the truth about these people there's no way to confirm that) trying to speak out about Edison's treatment.
Again, that treatment was that Edison, a man, went to a man's prison. Why shouldn't Edison go to a man's prison? Edison thinks he's a woman, says tranny-loving lawyer Kyle Kirkup, who is upset that in the Canadian penal system, along with objective scientific fact, "it doesn’t matter about gender identity or gender expression, it’s just a very simplistic ‘what’s going on with the genitals.’". Well, and the DNA, but Kirkup's merely a lawyer and we know that profession has pretty much never heard of the magic building blocks of life that effectively tell you what something is.
So Edison wants to be a woman. I suppose if instead Edison was trying to get his legs chopped off because he thought he was a tree, Kirkup would demand that prison officials release him into a forest.
She’s living her life as a woman but prison officials and probably inmates are referring to her as a man and that’s really problematic,” said Kirkup. “This creates a whole series of problems where the prison is working to tell her she’s a gender that she’s not.”Uh, Kyle, the only person here who's telling Edison that he's a gender other than his own (male, though lousy at it) is you. Edison, of course, has a whole troop of "rah rah you are what you think you are" nonsense followers who parrot this line.
I'm confident that none of them ever have or ever will complain that Harper or the U.S. Republicans are "anti-science". Because they're spending every day spitting in its face.
Update, 8:39pm: As expected, the tranny lovers online have decided that I'm a "phobe" of all sorts of things that don't actually exist. Also, a reminder that I'm not scared of faggots. But then, for those who think a boy who grows up and decides he's a woman doesn't have a penis anymore just because he thinks it's not there, expecting them to understand that words mean things is probably too much to ask. Meanwhile they literally think that shouting a lie over and over again makes it the truth. I'm guessing "1984" isn't on a lot of tranny reading lists. That they're all yellow-bellied cowards is probably not a coincidence. Meanwhile, it's hilarious to be called "narrow minded" and -- get this -- anti-science, just for knowing what DNA is and throwing incontrovertible scientific fact in their faces.
But getting back to penises that aren't really there, you aren't going to believe what this guy Avery Edison did after he decided that he was going to pretend to be a woman: I guess since he hasn't lost his dick yet, it's a female dick, and therefore lezbos shouldn't feel weird about getting this dick (the male member) put inside their pussy (the female member). That Edison and his tranny friends have to twist logic and reason and language around on it's head sixteen ways from Sunday to pass this crap off is probably the real reason Edison calls himself a comedian.
