That Bitch Whom Is Mrs. Pronger - the rumour mill edition

Okay, so today at work heard a juicy Pronger rumour.. and then the Battle of Alberta posts its own. Feel free to add your own:

  • Chris Pronger and Ryan Smyth hate each other, and Pronger said either Smyth goes or he does. The Oilers told him that the face of the team for the last decade [and how well has that team he's been the face of done pre-Pronger anyways? -ed] wasn't going anywhere, so Pronger said it had to be him
  • Chris Pronger has been having an affair with a hot young little number from Sherwood Park [quite the commute for poor Chris, who's been living in Terwilliger -ed] and his wife found out about it, and demanded a move away from her to reclaim her husband...preferably to a city where one of the 10-best NHLers isn't recognized by 90% of the populace the moment he steps off of the stoop, and where nobody knows what the hell a "puck bunny" is
  • Same rumour as the one above, except that Sherwood Park girl is pregnant...and she's just from the Greater Edmonton Area, not SP specifically
  • The "family problems" is all just cover, and Pronger was encouraged by top NHL brass to take the Edmonton deal and then demand to leave to a nice big television market, receiving some juicy under the table money to make sure that Edmonton was in no danger of possessing top NHL talent
  • Update, July 1 2006 11:19am: Chris Pronger is not only having an affair, and not only got her pregnant, but the someone is Citytv's weathergirl/sportsbeat reporter Christie Chorley, who has been seen making out with Pronger in the past at Dantes. Both her and Citytv have adamently denied the rumours being true. In other words, she's gotten an abortion and there's no more proof. July 20 2006 update: A-Channel recently sent Ms. Chorley and all of their news staff packing
  • Update, July 1 2006 11:19am: Same story and Pronger/Smyth above, only this is Pronger and coach Craig MacTavish who don't get along and one or the other had to go. If this is true, ironically in April fans would have overwhelmingly told the coach to take a hike.
  • Update, July 20 2006 1:47pm: A new rumour, this one that Steve Staois had slept with Mrs. Pronger...in retaliation for Chris sleeping with the gorgeous blonde whom is Mrs. Staois.
  • Update, December 7 2006 12:44pm: I see a post in the comments that claims Pronger slept with somebody from Breakfast Television (Bridget Ryan? Ick!)

Update, July 1 2006 11:19am: I talk a little more about the Pronger rumours in this more recent post.


Careless Whisper said...

Hi! About Christie Chorley & Chris Pronger rumor hope all of you would REALIZE and TRUST what I have says here. My English might not be good as before but please I would hope all of you would satisfied and understanding what I wanted to say, ok?

My name is (Akira) Peter Lee, 29 yrs old. I am living in Hong Kong right now, I am also a Canadian's too. When did I met Christie Chorley?? I met her in Edmonton Alberta when I was 12 Yrs old we were in a same school. she is a very nice person, because she likes to help people. At the time that I met her I wouldn't know how to speak or even understand english well, but she teaches me. Its been 17 years we have met til now we still have good communication on the phone or even email. To have all of you beleive me and Christie Chorley are best friend probably it might be kind of hard. But I could have a way to approve it.

When did I knew this Rumor? Everyone please try and beleive that I have knew my best friend Christie Chorley Rumor on June 29 8:20:31 am by clicking to my own website here http://akiralee9669m.blogspot.com/2005/10/christie-chorley.html, it was a internet visitor went inside to my website and left a comments for me to look at.Then,I know what happen, so did all of you saw a question from the visitor " Are the rumours about Christie Chorley and Chris Pronger true" ?

Now let me answer to all of you the question if anyone would like to leave me a comments from my website I would be appreciate.

About Christie Chorley & Chris Pronger Rumor are (100%) ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FAKE!!! I would appreciate your help in putting an end to my Best Friend Christie Chorley name being linked to this situation, as it is completely WITHOUT ANY MERIT OR FACTUAL BASIS.

Any further slander or defamation can and will result in swift legal action. Hong Kong has all kinds of the best technology and I would also help my best friend Christie Chorley to investigate where does the rumor comes out from.

At last, Christie Chorley has already did completed her own statement from the Official Website on June 29, 2006.

By the way, Christie does not know Chris Pronger. Who the hell its Chirs Pronger??? Chris Pronger where the hell are you??? Are you hiding in Edmonton somewhere??? Chris Pronger, act like a man just come out and to say something, ok?

Which means Chris Pronger if you have read through the things that I type then its time for you to come out and made out your true statement to everyone!!!

Thank you!

(Akira) Peter Lee

Hong Kong Timezone 09/07/2006 00:12 AM

Anonymous said...

My understanding is that the Christie Chorley Rumor is definitely not true, but the truth is not that far off. Meaning... Right television channel, wrong program. Breakfast Television might just be a little closer to the truth.

Anonymous said...

chris pronger fuicked dat bitch
i hate edmonton and i hate chris pronger
and worst of all. HONG KONG SUCKS!

Anonymous said...

mad nerds on forum, thinks mrs staios rumors are true? because they are. Pronger fucked her hard