I admit the post title doesn't make much of a catchy tune, but I'm going out on Whyte Ave in a couple hours to properly celebrate that worthless cunt Rachel Arab has finally given up the ghost.
Much has been written about the pathetic cretin over the past few days, but I'll keep going back to the good stuff: you know, mine.
- Being a chick Premier, she was incapable of basic math. (Bonus link: this seems to be a common thread when conservatives write about her policies)
- Public sector unions are the enemy of a free citizenry. And Rachel Arab is literally sleeping with the enemy.
- Old and busted: Prentice-era PC'ers giving special concessions to the oil industry. New hotness: Rachel Arab gives concessions and buttloads of cash to the oil industry!
- A few faggots got really upset over this one: Rachel does indeed deserve to be thrown from a helicopter even though this will be absolutely certainly fatal.
- When a family tragically lost a young one, she tried to use it to endorse her Viro Fascist desires by claiming the family was lying and the public health bureaucracy was honest. It turns out that was disinformation (cancel her social media!)
- Try to get this image out of your head: Rachel Arab and John Kerry having disgusting ugly people sex
- Rachel Arab's ignorance of other cultures and the superior Christian religion during the persecution of Pastor James Coates.
- And, of course, the same party upset when Reverand Hunsperger spoke the truth about immoral sexual orientations turned out to be full of some of the most extremist MLAs in Alberta's history.
But now she's out, and as the Toronto Star put it, "left a gaping hole"...
#BREAKING: Rachel Notley steps down, Alberta immediately crumbles to pieces. pic.twitter.com/D5sLoD0GKv
— PETRIFIED COVID PARENT (@covid_parent) January 16, 2024
Of course, when you think of "Rachel Arab" and "gaping hole" the first thing that comes to mind is she deserves dozens of gaping holes in her head and every other piece of her evil body. One day hopefully somebody will give her the numerous gaping holes she has earned herself and that I'm later able to buy that guy a beer.
Bulldyke Janis Irwin is being touted as her likely successor, but of course if Rachel Arab really did leave some big shoes to fill why not fill them with the fattest MLA in Alberta history, the pathetic tub of lard pretending to be Health critic Sarah Hoffman?