I sure hope "popcorn" is some sort of sexual slang

The newly popular YouTube phenomenon of young people (typically hot chicks) watching 20-50 year old media properties has reached it's zenith with a gorgeous blonde getting way too excited about Ricardo Montalban's bare chest:

This day in (non-blog) history

Ten years ago today was the infamous Battle of B-R5RB.

So...2014? Was it involving Russia versus Ukrainian forces in the Crimea?

No? Oh, so it was part of the fight between Turkey and the Islamic State?

No? Oh, it must be part of the Syrian Civil War.

No, so it must be part of the rebel fights against the Djotodia government in the Central African Repub....

 It what?

No, seriously, it's what?

It's...part of a video game? Oh.

Internet spaceship fights don't get more immense than the battle of B-R5RB. CCP have collected up, totalled and explain what happened, providing a final battle report on the carnage.

The big numbers then. First, 75 of the colossal Titans fell across the 21 hours of fighting. For an idea of how one sided the war was, know that N3/PL lost 59 Titans to CFC/DTF's 16. While they were the biggest and most expensive losses, the battle also saw the destruction of 13 Supercarriers, 370 Dreadnaughts and 123 Carriers. In total, 11 trillion ISK was lost - with more than 8.5 trillion of that coming from N3/PL. CCP note that, according to some PLEX conversions, that's between $300,000-$330,000 of damage.

It was caused by...a software glitch. It sure puts the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand in context, doesn't it?

Alliances can claim unoccupied corners of the universe simply by planting the flag, as long as they pay a monthly fee of around one billion ISK. With "sovereignty" over this part of space, they can be reasonably assured that their assets are safe.

Between sprints to the bathroom, Murph learned Pandemic Legion had somehow lost its sovereignty status in B-R5RB. Capturing a sovereign part of space is akin to attacking a well-defended castle. But if the guy holding the station loses sovereignty, it becomes a relatively simple matter of moving in because the owner is on the curb, the drawbridge is down and the gate is open. It was unthinkable that this could happen. But it had.

As thousands of players tally their losses and prepare for the next fight, many wonder how Pandemic lost sovereignty in B-R5RB to begin with.

The answer couldn't have been any more mundane.

It appears someone forgot to check "Automatic Bill Pay" in his game settings. Pandemic Legion insists the box was checked, raising the possibility an inattentive player, a spy or even a bug in the game was to blame. Whatever the case, the rent didn’t get paid. The biggest battle in the history of forever started with a clerical error.

Of course, ten years later the really weird part is how this giant battle (which was bested in 2020 by something called the "Massacre of M2-XFE") somehow featured both a pandemic-themed team and a group that's literally called Clusterfuck Russians.

Monday after Martin Luthor King day is "released from bail for MLK Day crimes day"

As we all know, Martin Luthor King wanted to live in a world where his offspring would be judged for the content of their characters instead of their skin colour.

It turns out, niggers shouldn't have taken that deal because it actually comes out worse for them. While King's own spawn (at least the ones from women who know the identity of their rapist) aren't exactly shining white (ha) beacons on the hill, his fellow spear chuckers can't even reach that bar.

We've been reliably told that the nigger is genetically incapable of living in a law abiding civilized manner. It's just not in their DNA: in fact for them DNA just stands for "Dumb Nigger Arrested" and has nothing to do with nucleic acid molecules at all. In fact, we were told this the day before MLK Day. Take it away, Fani Willis:

Black women aren't perfect, and I'm sleeping with the unqualified prosecutor I hired, and I'm on a political mission to throw Trump in jail. But you've gotta ignore all that, let me continue to sin and violate all professional ethics.

Okay, that was the NotTheBee summary of her comments but her point was literally that expecting a negress to follow the law is unacceptable. She makes it clear its not her humanity which caused her to do wrong: its that thick black tar flowing through her veins instead of the red blood that human beings carry. That's what causes her to break the law even as she's acknowledging that she is indeed guilty of any crime you might casually think she's guilty of.

Yeah maybe stick to being judged by your skin colour. At least in that circumstance we can understand and sympathize that we were asking you to be a better person than you're genetically capable of.

The "is he retarded or evil" debate has been settled

Well at minimum we know he's at least the latter.

Ship those Niggers Injuns back

As the City of Edmonton and the Province of Alberta duel over the cause of (welfare) and solution to (free pizza) homelessness, a curious thing happened during all of the competing funding and action announcements.

Specifically, they kept bringing up the jackpine savages who used to wander around this continent before Europe came along with civilization and actually built societies.

The downtown centre will be located at the Karis Centre on 103rd Avenue and 106th Street.

The City of Edmonton will provide free transportation to it and noted a local organization will be at the site to help homeless Edmontonians care for their pets.

Public Safety and Emergency Services Minister Mike Ellis, Seniors, Community and Social Services Minister Jason Nixon and Justice Minister Mickey Amery made the announcement in the provincial capital Wednesday morning.

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They were joined by Edmonton police chief Dale McFee, Chief Wilton Littlechild and Grand Chief Cody Thomas of the Confederacy of Treaty 6 First Nations.

 

Now isn't that curious? What on earth does Thomas and that lying sack of shit Littlechild have to do with homelessness in Edmonton? Edmonton is not part of any of the reservations which make up Treaty 6. Indeed, as we've noted before, Treaty 6 actually tells them they are supposed to remain on their reserves except when hunting or fishing. It's the same section where Her Majesty Queen Victoria agreed to give them the Residential Schools they were so interested in (and remained interested in well into the grunge era), but there's another passage I vaguely recalled that seems to be appropriate:

Her Majesty further agrees with Her said Indians that within the boundary of Indian reserves, until otherwise determined by Her Government of the Dominion of Canada, no intoxicating liquor shall be allowed to be introduced or sold, and all laws now in force, or hereafter to be enacted, to preserve Her Indian subjects inhabiting the reserves or living elsewhere within Her North-west Territories from the evil influence of the use of intoxicating liquors, shall be strictly enforced. 

As Dana Carvey would say, "now isn't that special?" Literally every drunken Red Indian causing a problem within the City of Edmonton is to be punished, strictly mind you, by the white man for his evil deeds. In other words, Cody Thomas and Willie Littlechild need to be told that their constituents are going to be held to a far higher standard than whites in accordance with the treaty they keep blathering (falsely) that we haven't been adhering to.

Furthermore, if this line can be decided later to actually include MRIs and open heart surgery and all sorts of forms of free healthcare from illegitimate birth to violent savage death...

That a medicine chest shall be kept at the house of each Indian Agent for the use and benefit of the Indians at the direction of such agent.

Then surely  we can similarly "extend" the rule about intoxication punishment to include intoxication from marijuana, opioids, pot, crack cocaine, and heroin: just like alcohol if we catch a Red Indian consuming it or otherwise under its influence in white man's territory, we shall punish them swiftly and harshly. More importantly, Litttlechild and Thomas must help us do so on punishment of execution. Don't believe me? Again, read the actual treaty and turns out if they fail to do so they are in violation of the treaties which should come with a serious long-term penalty for their entire band.

They promise and engage that they will in all respects obey and abide by the law, and they will maintain peace and good order between each other, and also between themselves and other tribes of Indians, and between themselves and others of Her Majesty's subjects, whether Indians or whites, now inhabiting or hereafter to inhabit any part of the said ceded tracts, and that they will not molest the person or property of any inhabitant of such ceded tracts, or the property of Her Majesty the Queen, or interfere with or trouble any person passing or travelling through the said tracts, or any part thereof, and that they will aid and assist the officers of Her Majesty in bringing to justice and punishment any Indian offending against the stipulations of this treaty, or infringing the laws in force in the country so ceded. 

So there you have it: if homelessness in Edmonton is being caused by Red Indians, then it only goes to show that we have been too kind and generous to them over the years and they need to shape up or be shipped 6 feet underground.

Related: No "land back" without "give white taxpayers their money back".

Ding dong, the witch is if not yet dead at least resigned but there's still much work to be done

 

I admit the post title doesn't make much of a catchy tune, but I'm going out on Whyte Ave in a couple hours to properly celebrate that worthless cunt Rachel Arab has finally given up the ghost.

Much has been written about the pathetic cretin over the past few days, but I'll keep going back to the good stuff: you know, mine.

• Being a chick Premier, she was incapable of basic math. (Bonus link: this seems to be a common thread when conservatives write about her policies) 
• Public sector unions are the enemy of a free citizenry. And Rachel Arab is literally sleeping with the enemy.
  
• Old and busted: Prentice-era PC'ers giving special concessions to the oil industry. New hotness: Rachel Arab gives concessions and buttloads of cash to the oil industry!
  
• A few faggots got really upset over this one: Rachel does indeed deserve to be thrown from a helicopter even though this will be absolutely certainly fatal.
• When a family tragically lost a young one, she tried to use it to endorse her Viro Fascist desires by claiming the family was lying and the public health bureaucracy was honest. It turns out that was disinformation (cancel her social media!)
• Try to get this image out of your head: Rachel Arab and John Kerry having disgusting ugly people sex
• Rachel Arab's ignorance of other cultures and the superior Christian religion during the persecution of Pastor James Coates.
• And, of course, the same party upset when Reverand Hunsperger spoke the truth about immoral sexual orientations turned out to be full of some of the most extremist MLAs in Alberta's history.

But now she's out, and as the Toronto Star put it, "left a gaping hole"...

#BREAKING: Rachel Notley steps down, Alberta immediately crumbles to pieces. pic.twitter.com/D5sLoD0GKv

— PETRIFIED COVID PARENT (@covid_parent) January 16, 2024

Of course, when you think of "Rachel Arab" and "gaping hole" the first thing that comes to mind is she deserves dozens of gaping holes in her head and every other piece of her evil body. One day hopefully somebody will give her the numerous gaping holes she has earned herself and that I'm later able to buy that guy a beer.

Bulldyke Janis Irwin is being touted as her likely successor, but of course if Rachel Arab really did leave some big shoes to fill why not fill them with the fattest MLA in Alberta history, the pathetic tub of lard pretending to be Health critic Sarah Hoffman?

Oilers celebrate "Graham James was unfairly persecuted" night

Okay okay, technically it's Cocksucker Appreciation Night, but the general sentiment remains.

At the same time that Hockey Canada is under fire for not doing enough to prevent men who like to molest little boys from being involved in the game, NHL teams like the Oilers are busy celebrating men who like to molest little boys and encouraging them to be part of the game.

The story even quotes Kris Wells, the Grant Mac faggot who prefers to sodomize kids in the single digit range and obviously is very interested in spreading his message to kids at hockey games.

Kristopher Wells likely molested more boys in 2023 than Graham James did in his entire career. And now he's hosting a theme night where hopefully they put one of those lisp-proof guards on the microphone (O Canada has relatively few "s" sounds, but when the U.S. anthem is sung the distortion during "broad sssstripesss and bright ssssstarssss" is going to be deafening).

The more literate niggers steal words

At this point, what else is there to say about that useless negress who isn't fit to lick the boots of earlier Harvard presidents?

Well, the good folks at Amren gave it a good go.