Hamiltonian

Memo to the nutso feminazis who want to put a woman -- some woman! -- on the $10 bill. Even the New York Times isn't behind you on this. (though their rationale, kicking off Andrew Bloody Jackson, is equally flawed)

Which woman will they put on? Probably a stupid one. The only thing dumber? They're putting a chick on the $10 note.

You know, the kind that if you tried giving a woman instead of a $100 or a $50, she'd gouge you in the balls with her heel.