The Hilary Duff sex tape

Edmonton Oiler forward Mike Comrie (last seen in this blog involved with another girl) took a break from missing games due to mono in order to propose to his longtime girlfriend Hilary Duff (last seen in this blog involved with another guy).

In true tabloid form, the magazine's photographer snuck into position so he could peer inside the room to get pictures of the event. Here's one of the pictures they took:Can anybody think of what this picture could possibly be other than that woman-stealing Comrie getting a "thanks for the jewelry" blowjob?