On this la Fête provincale du Québec, let us take the time to celebrate, as Third Edge of the Sword always does on June 24th:
GENERAL WOLFE APPRECIATION DAY
We salute you, oh conqueror of Quebec! The man who made the French citizens kneel down like dogs and kiss his British arse in respect for the army that could have wiped them off the face of the earth.
(Previous celebrations can be found here and here. An explanation of the holiday can be found here).