Probably the funniest thing I will read all week

Comes from this review of the atrocious second season Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Outrageous Okona":

When I see an outfit like this, all I can think about is how the girls on The Facts of Life used to wear the same kind of clothes to cover up how big they were all getting. Remember when that show started, and Natalie was "the fat one", but by the time it ended, all four of them were the fat one?