2023-12-26

Men in dresses are men

And the fact that they take forever to discover this isn't analogous to how difficult it is to prove something like Jordan's Curve.


2023-12-25

Merry Christ's Mass

Since all eyes are on that part of the world again and Hamas terrorists insist that the land should go to the "original" owners, is it worth asking if all Muslims should be forever expelled from Bethlehem?

2023-12-24

Notice anything missing from this Alberta Treasury Branch commercial?

There are zero Albertans in it.

2023-12-19

The Kids Aren't Alright

A recent poll has found that the most contagious thing in the formerly Great Britain is the intense desire for draconian government: almost half the population supported bringing back the measures brought in during the Wuhan Flu, even though the current issue isn't a supposed pandemic with a supposed (but ultimately false) high death rate but rather a mild but persistent cough.

The question asked was "Currently, there are no legal Covid-19 restrictions in place in the UK. Thinking of the current health situation in the UK, would you support or oppose the Government re-introducing each of the following Covid-19 restrictions at the current time?"

Polling revealed 45 per cent supported, with 16 per cent saying they strongly supported, having to wear face masks on public transport, with eight per cent strongly supporting the rule of six, limiting the amount of people who can meet outside.

That this is the retarded opinion of an ever-more retarded people is obviously beyond question that this point. What's completely insane, however, is the demographic breakdown:
According to the poll, millennials (aged 25-40) are the most likely to back restrictions with a third of millennials backing closing night clubs, and three in ten backing re-introducing the rule of six.

Gen Z (aged 18-24) were more supportive to the closing of nightclubs than Gen X (aged 41-55) and Baby Boomers (aged 56-74). 31 per cent of Gen Z supported closing nightclubs, with 27 per cent for both Gen X and Baby Boomers,

The Silent Generation (aged 75+) were the least supportive on restrictions on meeting in groups more than six, with just 18 per cent supporting and 78 opposing it.

Closing of restaurants and pubs was supported by 25 per cent of both Gen Z and Millennials. This is compared to 17 per cent for Baby Boomers and just 12 per cent for The Silent Generation.

The craziest thing as well as this isn't even motivated by self-interest: 75 year olds aren't wanting to keep the all night techno rave clubs in Vauxhaul operating so that they can be the ones to personally go out and shake their moneymakers. It's the demographic who would be the target of the control who's in favour of it, because they are clearly mentally ill. Okay, yes, we already kenw they were mentally broken. But this is a new level of crazy.

In fact, since it's been 12 years since the last one, it's time for us to remake Footloose again. This time we can even bring Kevin Bacon back into the John Lithgow role, with the twist that Kevin Bacon is still in favour of keeping it legal for the young people to dance, and this time he has to face off with a bunch of Gen Z with facemasks and breast binders who want to prohibit dancing and having fun again! Hilariously enough, the town in Footloose banned dancing because an actual kid actually died: this is wanting to ban dancing (and indeed everything) because an actual person might actually die (and most critically; die when they wouldn't have otherwise, which typically in the case of WuFlu deaths wasn't a thing). Kurn suggested we call it Wokeloose.

So Kevin Bacon moves back from the small town to the big city to discover the kids today intensely desire a draconian government stopping anybody from doing things in real-life groups. It really hurts the head.

But then again, this was the mindset that shut down outdoor skating rinks and beaches over COVID and then was surprised that people got together in parks afterwards. Kamarag noted that even before COVID, the global warming nonsense has turned this age demographic into the most scared in history. Good thing they didn't have to face down Soviet ICBMs, they would have mass suicided and disappeared from history.

2023-12-16

100.00% of faggots are child molestors

Larry Waskahat can put on a dress but can't change what he is. So I fixed your article for you, Jonathan:

EPS West Branch patrol officers responded to a west-end hotel on Wednesday after receiving a tip about Waskahat’s whereabouts, according to a Thursday press release. Since Waskahat failed to report to his parole officer, EPS said a warrant was issued for her arrest. 

It alleged he posed a significant risk to the community and of committing a sexual offence against a child under 16 years old. 

At the time of his arrest, EPS officers located a baby crib, diapers, dozens of alleged pornographic drawings and a laptop in his hotel room. 

Waskahat is now facing new charges of making child pornography and possession of child pornography. He remains in custody at this time.

Do you think the number could be 99.92%? Nope, here's another data point.

2023-12-09

Whites invent the automobile. Nonwhites invent ways to steal automobiles

A sting operation in Toronto has caught numerous people who Sir John A. would have never allowed into the country over a massive insider theft ring that used their Service Ontario access to facilitate car theft.

On an aside, I've often wondered why we don't help solve this problem by simply mandating a 100% inspection for all containers being shipped from Canada to Africa. Here's a handy hint: there's essentially no legitimate businesses that sell products in Canada which would be wanted by at the price range of any African. Every container shipping from Montreal to Tema is a car stolen by an imported nigger and sold to a yet-to-be-imported nigger. Fears about legitimately owned auto sales being stymied by this action are nonexistant. While the Service Ontario angle means this wouldn't completely solve the problem (not only would some registrations appear legitimate, Canada Border Services is probably similarly staffed with a fifth column of foreign operatives), it would put a major dent in it. If Canada and the United States both adopted this plan, it would definitely help matters along.

Bonus comment: As ADD points out over at the SDA link, the same type of people could have access of the gun registry. Sure makes me glad that not a single one of mine is registered!

Bonus thought: As we've noted many a time before, it's interesting that when the crime is auto theft, the helpful advice of Toronto Police is to stop making yourself so tempting of a victim by doing stupid things like...parking your vehicle outdoors: when the crime is rape, you can't possibly suggest that the rape victim did anything wrong whatsoever.

2023-12-03

A campaign ad we'd like to see

Yes yes, I know that the current ad campaign featuring Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre and his wife Anaida was actually planned and filmed in the summer.

However with all of the subsequent news that has been coming out, I feel it's a misstep to not reshoot the TV spot (oddly enough, not available online) that features a final shot of the Poilievres sitting together, with them again sitting together, the music swells, the logo comes on screen...

...then the camera holds on them, the music pauses, and this exchange occurs:

Pierre: hey honey, are you screwing other men on the side?

Anaida: NO.