Razzano def Williams

Just our luck that Serena Williams, one of the most prominent blights on the face of Women's Tennis, ends up losing in the first round (a first for her) to Virginie Razzano at Roland Garros.

Why is it an unlikely break? Because Razzano has managed to become the one female tennis star in the world today who's actually uglier than Serena (don't worry, I won't include a photo).

Instead, admire Quebec tennis player Stephanie Dubois, who lost to not-Serena-ugly-but-still ugly Shahar Peer in the first round:

You're welcome.