Choose Your Own Adventure

While I am off enjoying a vacation, far from leashes such as cell phones or internet, I give you the readers of this blog and my ever-popular Twitter feed a chance to play a game. Feel free to link to this post or share it via the share button below: the more people who come here the more interesting it shall be.

You've probably played this game before: every person posts in the comments below the next paragraph of a story that was started above them. You can try to incorporate as much from the above paragraph as you can, but try to always add in your own unique twists. Pretty much anything goes [it will have to, since we can't delete posts during our vacation. -ed], though auto-generated spam comments will ultimately be deleted: unless they can somehow be incorporated into the story. We shall see.

Have at 'er, everyone!