What parity. Only 49.5 points separating first from tenth

Yes, that would be sarcasm:

Yesterday, on the "strength" of Andrew Brunette and Marek Malik, my team "Tight Fittin' Jeans" in our buddy league fell a sickening 6.5 points in a single day to cement me as the far bottom position in our buddy hockey fantasy league. I'm dead last in 4 out of 9 categories (goals/assists/PPP/shots), and in the bottom 1/3 of the league on all but one of the other 5 categories.

So, NLCS resumes tonight, eh?