The 2021 French Open at Roland Garros (yes it's the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim thing again, we've covered it) is moving into the Round of 16, which causes a huge problem to the Alberta-based WTA fan.
Most of the matches are over by the time you get out of bed.
Indeed today, the last WTA match of the day begun at 9:45am and featured shaved ape Serena Williams (0/10) be thankfully eliminated in straight sets by a player who wasn't even born when she started infesting the French Open: Kazakhstan's Elena Rybakina (7/10). This was the palate cleanser to yesterday's final match where dyke-loving Cori "Coco" Gauff (5.5/10) and her fag-flag fingernails won the day after fellow ugly American Jennifer Brady (6/10) withdrew with an injury.
Otherwise you had to get up at 3am to start watching the matches...or I guess more likely for the weekend stay up. Maybe if the bars were open late again...
So as a result we missed watching Victoria Azarenka (8/10) one last time before she fell to Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova (6/10), Paula Badosa (8.5/10) defeat Marketa Vondrousova (7/10), and Tamara Zidansek (7/10) continue her roll by defeating Sorana Cîrstea (8.5/10) in straight sets.
The matches are at bad times tomorrow, you might be able to catch part of Sofia Kenin (8/10) versus Maria Sakkari (4.5/10) at 6:15am if you don't have to work until late (or can work from home, which a reminder most of us still can't), and the next (and last) match is Iga Świątek (8/10) against Marta Kostyuk (9/10) at 1pm before most of us are even thinking about calling it a day.
