2006-07-31

Jack Layton announced today he is fuelled by jealous rage and socialism is an economic policy based on scapegoats.

Er, no, not yet.

But the next biggest case of "somebody admitting the obvious that any half-intelligent person knew long ago" occured today:

Lance Bass reveals himself to be a pillow biter.

To think the old N'Sync parody "Bi Bi Bi" was so prophethetic...Bass says in the story that he used to be heterosexual, and just gravitated to ass piracy.