2006-11-08

In related news, yesterday a dog bit a man

Three news stories that just don't seem all that shocking:


  1. Britney Spears has filed for a divorce of husband Kevin Federline.
  2. "Doogie Howser" is a faggot, shocking every person on earth who's never seen this poster:
  3. Europeans are giddy over the Democrat victories on Tuesday's elections. The Derka Derka crowd agreed.