A side project I've always been tempted by:

Redoing the infamous chart of pictures of Bush making similar facial expressions to monkeys, only this time alongside the photo of Bush looking a little bit like the monkey and the actual monkey, a photograph of an Asian guy who looks more like the monkey than Bush does. In the words of Tom Lehrer, I have a modest example here:


Isn't quite as funny now, is it you liberal douchbags?


(Consider this pretty much my entire pre-U.S.-election coverage. The Western Standard Shotgun is a better bet for that coverage, as is Captain's Quarters)