Ryan Reynolds, terrifying father

Let's count down, if you will, the problems with Ryan Reynolds having a daughter.

1. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
   
2. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
   
3. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
   
4. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
   
5. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
   
6. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
   
7. No, seriously. The Reynolds line isn't dying out.
   
8. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
   
9. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
   
10. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
11. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
12. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
13. I wish I was kidding. The bloodline of the guy from Van Wilder is continuing.
    
14. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
15. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
16. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
17. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
18. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
19. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
20. Oh, and he's carrying her in an unsafe manner, somehow, in one of those baby holders
    
21. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
22. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.
    
23. Ryan Reynolds, the world's most annoying piece of shit, has reproduced.

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