Today I received from a friend the following text message:
Today's SUNshine girl is Jessica: Miss Toronto Tourism 2007, and probably the only good reason a person should ever visit Toronto.Todays sunshine girl likes pooper sex!!
If this is after January 3rd, you'll see a different girl, so here are some of Jessica's 18 SUNshine gallery pictures:
I don't know where my friend gets his information, but dammit if I can't find any good counter-intelligence.
At the very least its no less reliable than this piece of intelligence released today:
We have intelligence intercepts indicating that al Qaeda leader Baitullah Mehsud is behind her assassination," Interior Ministry spokesman Javed Iqbal Cheema said on Friday.
Mehsud is one of Pakistan's most wanted militant leaders and is based in the South Waziristan region on the Afghan border. Cheema said authorities recorded an intercept on Friday in which Mehsud had congratulated his people for the attack.
But Bhutto's Pakistan People's Party rejected the claim. A spokesman said the government must show solid evidence.
"The government is nervous," he said. "They are trying to cover up their failure" to provide adequate security.
Now, since you're all worried we're going to die, I'll leave you on a happier note:
Miss France keeps title despite racy photos. Which racy photos? Er... this one...