A monkey never sees a monkey in the mirror

Huffington Post last month showed us a bunch of celebrities who are shilling for President Monkey's re-election.

What on earth do they see in hi--oh, nevermind. I know what they see in him. Of course, that's all they see, and it's why he should be turfed next month: so we don't have to endure more comments like this:

My God he has so many more [supporters].There are many who have given dinners for him,some as high as $50,000 per plate.He will win again ,it is destiny,he is a modern day moses.Diana Ross daughter Tracee Ross stays on the battle field working for him,and sarah parker raised so much for him

Unrelated: A photo of Beyonce showing the part of her body that she's talking out of when giving out Presidential endorsements.